My religion ranks it's gods 1-25 and has highlights on ESPN every sunday morning. TFM

  1. Rev. Frattimore

    Worshiping Jesus Christ as the one and only religion = TFM
    Having another religion and going to hell = NF

    15 years ago at 10:34 am
    1. Brobert Lee

      Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the light. Several religions worship the same God, only Christianity believes that Jesus is the way to internal life. Therefore, Jesus is the religion.
      Really nice try, broski.

      14 years ago at 12:32 am
  2. Athiest

    Religion is for retards who need imaginary friends. I contend that we are both atheists… I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

    15 years ago at 10:38 am
    1. Athiest = GDI

      Go campaign for the environment, vote for Obama again, and kill yourself so you can get to hell faster, GDI.

      15 years ago at 10:48 am
    2. Rich Fader = GDI

      I would rather spell Atheist wrong than be delusional and have imaginary friends… keep praying retards

      15 years ago at 11:03 am
    3. ocho-frato

      if u killed yourself no one would fuckin care. somethin to think about u atheist fuck. you have a soul and u reject it. i respect GDIs more than you

      15 years ago at 11:15 am
    4. Ocho-Frato = GDI

      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

      15 years ago at 11:18 am
    5. Sigma Pi

      This joker pulled this quote straight from the internet, I’ve seen it before but can’t remember who said it. Way to be an “independent thinking blah blah blah” moron. In all seriousness, its a shame your life isn’t awesome enough to know that there HAS to be a God. Going to hell=NF.

      15 years ago at 11:30 am
    6. Fratober Fest

      You will realize why we dismissed your religion, when you’re blackballed for eternity.

      15 years ago at 1:06 pm
    7. Built Frat Tough

      Damn it’s gotta take some hardcore GDIness not to get a bid to a fraternity AND not to get a bid into heaven either…how’s it feel to be an eternal GDI?

      15 years ago at 2:02 pm
  3. Gen. George S. Fratton

    Blasphemy is NF. Not to mention how excellent Service is to socialize with other prominent members of society.

    15 years ago at 11:22 am
  4. jewfratter

    Being complete idiots and not respecting other religions=NF.
    Being tolerant and recognizing that we can have brothers who are Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, or whatever as long as they are good people=TFM

    15 years ago at 11:43 am
    1. Mack BROwn

      I’m tolerant of you being able to choose whatever religion you want to. You should be tolerant of the fact that I’m not giving you a fucking bid if you aren’t some type of Christian.

      15 years ago at 1:37 pm
    2. Frat Dye

      haha im tolerant of people being whatever religions that they want i just hope they are tolerant with black spherical objects

      15 years ago at 4:03 pm
    3. jewfratter

      Jews invented old money idiots. While your ancestors were in Europe not taking showers because the Church told them not too, the Jews were living longer and will a hell of a lot richer. If your so concerned with connections and old money you’d rush Jews like nobody’s business. Oh, and FratFest, I’m a conservative. Obama is an idiot, but it doesn’t mean your better because your a Christian. Have fun when you get fired from your job for being a racist fucker. Y’all aren’t really frat anyway, being an intolerant douche is a total GDI move.

      15 years ago at 10:06 pm
  5. Southern Pride

    Jesus Christ, the guys post was still funny… Being a Christian TFM, being a bible thumper NF. It sounds like a GDI nondenominational church chatroom in here.

    15 years ago at 11:44 am
    1. Alan Jackson

      I believe you’re the douche, you probably didn’t even understand what this post was about because you’re from the GOD damned north, go home and be a yankee. Go Rangers.

      15 years ago at 2:43 pm
    2. jewfratter

      Ya, Southern Pride is a yankee. Does idiocy come with being a stuck up, inbreed from the idiots who can’t make it in life without your old money?

      15 years ago at 10:08 pm
  6. Good News

    It’s not about religion. In fact in the new testament Jesus constantly attacks the religious people and system. Matthew 15:6-9 says “So for the sake of your tradition you have made void the word of God. You hypocrites! Well did Isaiah prophesy of you, when he said: “‘This people honors me with their lips, but their heart is far from me; in vain do they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.'” If our church is no more than an extension of our social network, then, Biblically, it’s not a church. You see the story of Jesus and the Bible is redemption. Three chapters into the thing we mess up our relationship with God, and the rest of the Bible is the story of God winning us back. This is the gospel, the good news, that we are sinners under the condemnation of God, yet God in His grace has closed Himself in flesh, stepped into our place, taken our sin upon Himself and God the Son took on the full fury of the wrath of God the Father and bore our condemnation for us. The Son became flesh and dwelt among us, took on our sin and was condemned in our place. The Son, because of our sin, was treated like an enemy so that we who are enemies because of our sin could be treated like sons and daughters. The one who had the commendation of the Father took on our condemnation who we who had the condemnation could take on the commendation. This is amazing that all that we were was laid upon Christ and He’s condemned so that all that He is could be laid upon us and we could be accepted. It’s amazing that God would actually put our sins upon His Son and that God would treat Jesus like He lived our lives so He could treat us like we lived Jesus’ life. This is the beauty of the gospel. It’s called imputation. Our record is imputed to Christ and He’s condemned; His record is imputed to us and we’re accepted. And this is ours by faith. So we could actually stand in front of the God of the universe and have Him hand a verdict down upon us that says, “You are okay. I accept you. I approve you. I justify you. I commend you. I put a statement of approval and affirmation on you so that what was said of Christ, ‘This is My beloved Son, of whom I am well pleased,’ might actually be spoken over you. You are my son (or daughter), and with you I am well pleased.” That’s what we need. That’s what was lost in the fall that we’ve been trying to recapture, and it’s only ours in Jesus.

    15 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. Brodo Frattins

      I had to put in a lip to read that novel. Your post had absolutely nothing to do with this TFM.

      15 years ago at 4:00 pm