"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin. TFM.

  1. DWIII

    That is a very altered version of Mr. Franklin’s quote, especially the part where he originally said it about wine. Although it does somewhat fit the spirit of the letter, Ben Franklin probably would have thought that beer was somewhat trashy.

    Of course, you could have found that out yourself if you weren’t from Mississippi. I don’t care if you went to some “TFM-worthy” two bit private school in that podunk state. My public school was better. So is my public university.

    If you have an education and want to read Franklin’s quote, go to the link below and find “miracle.”

    http://infomotions.com/etexts/literature/american/1700-1799/franklin-paris-247.txt

    14 years ago at 12:00 pm
    1. Georgia 4runner

      “somewhat trashy”? Franklin was a notorious skirt chaser man… you would know that if your parents loved you enough to send you to private school

      14 years ago at 8:49 pm
    2. Frattiesburg

      Ben Franklin was an alcoholic you fucking moron. He also slept with hookers. Shut up the fuck up, you don’t know shit.

      14 years ago at 12:19 am