At nationals, Southerners wearing khakis and blue blazers unite and frat hard til 5am. Northerners make sure to apply hair gel before the 8am recruitment workshop. TFM.

    1. I still call it a plantation

      Keep telling yourself that, hoss, whatever helps you sleep at night.

      15 years ago at 6:27 pm
    2. Mister KA

      ABGD, if you had the same population levels as us you would discover that the map would look completely different. Instead you have little population among your drug dealers and new money guidos. How do you get people out of poverty that don’t want to put the effort in themselves without resorting to socialism which we’re fighting against everyday thanks to gel-haired liberals like you.

      15 years ago at 10:05 pm
    3. South

      ABGD, if you had spent a little more time on visualizing economics you would have noticed that although southern poverty rates are higher, southern income inequality is far more than northern income inequality. We don’t subscribe to liberal redistribution of wealth policies.

      15 years ago at 7:18 am
  1. Investment BroKing

    y’all sound like a bunch of whiny little girls with this N v. S bull shit.

    15 years ago at 6:27 pm
    1. South

      Is it really a competition? We have all the guns. The north has all the liberals trying to ban guns. seems like a good idea to me. And the south is not poor. The wealth is just ditributed differently because of all the foriegn labor down here which was the south’s solution to losing the war.

      15 years ago at 7:24 pm
  2. Fratasaurus Rex

    This is actually dead on…when I went to our national convention and everyone showed up everyone from the southern chapters just kind of looked around and acknowledged our mutual disgust in the wardrobe selections of our northern chapters.

    15 years ago at 7:21 pm
  3. The South

    This is so true. I just find whoever is Southern (it’s not difficult) and get frat-drunk every night at nationals.

    15 years ago at 8:39 pm
  4. wasp xo

    We have “little population”? That doesn’t even make sense, hick. I’m sorry you were too busy working in the fields to go to a real school. Also, I live in connecticut. Don’t try to tell me that the north is all new money. that’s new jersey.

    15 years ago at 11:04 pm
    1. BROnald Reagan

      You live in Connecticut. That means you shouldn’t be on this site you GDI. Your state is a joke. Go vote for Obama again.

      15 years ago at 11:30 pm
    2. Lord Fratington

      Hey Connecticut, we don’t work in the fields, we own them. Go Back to the board shop your dad owns while I sit on my plantations and go to a real, non-liberal, non-gdi school,
      that will not teach me how to not to be a well-fair loving piece of crap that you are

      15 years ago at 12:56 am
  5. Frat Life

    Southern country bumpkins are ruining this site. Get over being jealous and go fuck your sister.

    15 years ago at 1:46 am
    1. Colonel Frat

      Just because your sister wants to fuck us doesn’t mean our own do. yankee d-bag

      15 years ago at 1:52 am
  6. Olde Frat

    I’m from the north and have to side with the south on this. When I go to convention I end up fratting with the south because most of the northerners are gelled up GuidDI’s. Presenting yourself with class is a dying thing in the north.

    15 years ago at 7:03 am
    1. GREEKisGOOD

      Born in Indiana, but go to UT Knox. I get looks at stores if i were Polo and Sperrys. those assholes don’t know how to look presentable and like a professional. I hold the door for ladies and get looks like they’ve never seen it before. class is dead up there. Guid’s make me sick.

      15 years ago at 1:17 pm