This Thanksgiving Day. Win $600,000.
Play for $600,000 Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to stuff your face, your old flame from high school, and your wallet with $600,000. So when you’re giving thanks on Thursday, be sure to include DraftKings, and me, the intern, your wallet savior. DraftKings is bringing you the sweetest side dish you can handle: a shot at $600k. Take that, green bean casserole.
Enter the $600,000 Wishbone Classic for just $20. First place in the contest will take home $100,000. That’s enough money to buy yourself a whole new family that doesn’t argue about Aunt Debbie’s political stance on immigration rights throughout every meal.
The rules on DraftKings are simple. You just put together the highest scoring team possible with $50,000 in cap space and win big. Win big NOW, because waiting until the end of the season for a payout is what losers do.
Enter the contest NOW
Sign up now before the contest fills and draft a team that would make John Madden so proud that he’d give you the Turkey leg from his 6-legged Turkey and earn your shot at $600,000. Remember to include me in your thanks, because without me you’d all be nerds. You’re welcome.
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Intern, this Thanksgiving I’m stuffing your mother like a turkey and basting her in my baby butter.
11 years ago at 12:13 pmHow is that any different from any other day of the week?
11 years ago at 1:12 pmthis bullshit needs to stop.
11 years ago at 1:41 pmWhat the fuck is this shit
11 years ago at 1:46 pmGonna give this gif-posting thing one last try.
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11 years ago at 5:55 pm