Ok so I was wearing my sperrys the other day (with a snapback of course) and as I was hazing this fucking pledge cuz hazing pledges is super frat my bro comes up to me with a keg and I took the paddle, smashed it into the keg and started shotgunning the fucking keg. And my bros all omg this is so frat. And im all “MUST PEE IN BUTTS!” So we find a couple slam pieces and im like hey you wanna tug my fratcock and the slampiece goes ya let me just get my friend. So im peeing in both of these slams butts and i stop to think, wow my life is bro!
Mate, I used to shoot a crumpet or two over to the flobby woobies just to see if they’d make it to the breaddystacks. We all used to ride in our motorized rollinghams down the alley, full knickers thimbled out to the point where even the pip pip gollywocks wouldn’t dare touch the belly wobble.
Jesus was a poor dirty hippie who never got laid and didn’t drink. Mohammed had multiple slams and advocated for essesive violence for no reason at all. Jesus NF. Mohammed on the other hand TFM
Ok so I was wearing my sperrys the other day (with a snapback of course) and as I was hazing this fucking pledge cuz hazing pledges is super frat my bro comes up to me with a keg and I took the paddle, smashed it into the keg and started shotgunning the fucking keg. And my bros all omg this is so frat. And im all “MUST PEE IN BUTTS!” So we find a couple slam pieces and im like hey you wanna tug my fratcock and the slampiece goes ya let me just get my friend. So im peeing in both of these slams butts and i stop to think, wow my life is bro!
13 years ago at 8:05 pmFrat!
13 years ago at 8:19 pmPuts how dumb I sound I perspective..
13 years ago at 9:40 pmMate, I used to shoot a crumpet or two over to the flobby woobies just to see if they’d make it to the breaddystacks. We all used to ride in our motorized rollinghams down the alley, full knickers thimbled out to the point where even the pip pip gollywocks wouldn’t dare touch the belly wobble.
13 years ago at 8:29 pmUh oh, sleazy. What drugs did you get into this time?
13 years ago at 8:26 amprobably a blend of several.
13 years ago at 8:54 amChristianity. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:48 amJesus = FAF.
13 years ago at 9:42 amThe ability of some individuals to reconcile their hedonism with the Christian faith never ceases to amaze me.
13 years ago at 9:51 amAll you protestant cock suckers in the south can get fucked.
13 years ago at 4:24 pmDrunk like bible times.
13 years ago at 5:54 pm^Drunk like in the good days of the prophet
13 years ago at 12:29 pmJesus was a poor dirty hippie who never got laid and didn’t drink. Mohammed had multiple slams and advocated for essesive violence for no reason at all. Jesus NF. Mohammed on the other hand TFM
13 years ago at 9:37 amI hate you.
13 years ago at 2:36 amDoesn’t even deserve to have an account. Dot head. NF
13 years ago at 11:51 pm