When mopping the floor with Pledge is taken to its most literal extent. TFM.

  1. OverTheMonkeySuitHJ

    Oh I see, you must push a pledge around a puddle to clean it up. Good hazing idea, champ.

    13 years ago at 8:45 pm
    1. WhoDatFrat80

      No I meant pledges mopping the ground with their own bodies/shirts. Pretty standard pledge duty.

      13 years ago at 10:43 pm
    1. Rogue

      The sooner you realize hardwood floors are FaF, the sooner you can get to fucking polishing them, Pledge.

      13 years ago at 10:03 pm
    2. better_than_you

      ^You must be new here, but around here we don’t comment on our own post, pal.

      13 years ago at 6:50 am
    3. TheHymenRemover

      ^ wakes up and immediately checks everything on TFM before beginning his day

      13 years ago at 7:53 am
  2. Gabe Utseks

    pledge shouldn’t be capitalized. You’re clearly not talking about the Pledge wood polisher. You must be referring to pledges, as in people trying to become active members. By capitalizing that, you put them on the same level as humans and other things special enough to require capitalization.

    13 years ago at 10:02 pm
    1. Rogue

      My sincere apologies, that is a mistake that will not happen again. I think I might haze myself just as a reminder.

      13 years ago at 10:04 pm
    1. TheHymenRemover

      rogue, we know you’re excited that you got on TFM but quit commenting on your own post you boner.

      13 years ago at 7:54 am
  3. better_than_you

    ^I hope you and the guy who wrote this post and keeps commenting on it die in a car wreck togeather while your giving eachother OTPHJs.

    13 years ago at 6:51 am