pledge shouldn’t be capitalized. You’re clearly not talking about the Pledge wood polisher. You must be referring to pledges, as in people trying to become active members. By capitalizing that, you put them on the same level as humans and other things special enough to require capitalization.
Oh I see, you must push a pledge around a puddle to clean it up. Good hazing idea, champ.
13 years ago at 8:45 pmThey serve another purpose?
13 years ago at 8:52 pmTheir pledge uniforms are pretty absorbent.
13 years ago at 9:30 pm^^yes, eventually they improve your chapter numnuts.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmPretty standard pledge duty.
13 years ago at 9:21 pmmost. literal. extent.
13 years ago at 9:28 pmextent most literal
13 years ago at 10:32 pmNo I meant pledges mopping the ground with their own bodies/shirts. Pretty standard pledge duty.
13 years ago at 10:43 pmThat’s intended to be a wood polish, bro.
13 years ago at 9:45 pmThe sooner you realize hardwood floors are FaF, the sooner you can get to fucking polishing them, Pledge.
13 years ago at 10:03 pm^You must be new here, but around here we don’t comment on our own post, pal.
13 years ago at 6:50 am^ wakes up and immediately checks everything on TFM before beginning his day
13 years ago at 7:53 amI was way TFTC to take that shit while pledging.
13 years ago at 9:39 am^ You know you do it too, so shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 9:48 am*^^
13 years ago at 9:49 am^^^^Or check it before he goes to bed?
13 years ago at 11:07 ampledge shouldn’t be capitalized. You’re clearly not talking about the Pledge wood polisher. You must be referring to pledges, as in people trying to become active members. By capitalizing that, you put them on the same level as humans and other things special enough to require capitalization.
13 years ago at 10:02 pmMy sincere apologies, that is a mistake that will not happen again. I think I might haze myself just as a reminder.
13 years ago at 10:04 pm^^This guy.
13 years ago at 10:22 pmFucking this.
13 years ago at 11:27 pmMust be new to this sight.. Commenting in his own post..
13 years ago at 6:47 am^you must be new to spelling
13 years ago at 9:46 amTFTC
13 years ago at 3:53 pm^ No.
13 years ago at 7:45 amJizz mop?
13 years ago at 10:05 pmYes!
13 years ago at 11:21 amcum rag
13 years ago at 11:59 amOver his head^
13 years ago at 6:27 pmJust finished my shit early from laughing. Well done sir.
13 years ago at 11:23 pmOregon. NF.
13 years ago at 11:41 pmSuckstarting your own shotgun. TFM
13 years ago at 12:13 amrogue, we know you’re excited that you got on TFM but quit commenting on your own post you boner.
13 years ago at 7:54 amIf this site was publicly traded, it would be in trouble
13 years ago at 12:44 amThis is priceless
13 years ago at 12:49 amNot as much trouble as Facebook
13 years ago at 1:57 am^they had nowhere else to go.
13 years ago at 9:55 am^^ zing!
13 years ago at 9:35 pmTheir revenue generation strategy is way more solid than facebook’s.
13 years ago at 7:46 am^I hope you and the guy who wrote this post and keeps commenting on it die in a car wreck togeather while your giving eachother OTPHJs.
13 years ago at 6:51 am