She said she would sleep with me as long as we watch a movie after. I've got it narrowed down to "No Strings Attached" and "Friends With Benefits." TFM.
Just watch an It’s Always Sunny episode. It’s win-win: if she falls asleep, then it didn’t matter what you watched to her and you get to enjoy yourself. If she likes it, she may be a keeper.
My favorite post-slam movies are Patton, Fight Club, and The Wild Bunch. If she wants to watch a fucking romantic comedy I’ve got a laptop and headphones she can use.
As a girl I feel obligated to tell you they end up in relationships in both those movies. My guy tried the same line once. It also failed.
14 years ago at 9:56 pm^It’s not like any guy would have intentions of staying awake until the end anyway.
14 years ago at 10:05 pmYour boyfriend probly doesn’t have a sac if he watched the whole movie with you
14 years ago at 10:16 pmYour guy probably doesn’t have a sac if he is in a “relationship” with you.
14 years ago at 12:18 amJust watch an It’s Always Sunny episode. It’s win-win: if she falls asleep, then it didn’t matter what you watched to her and you get to enjoy yourself. If she likes it, she may be a keeper.
14 years ago at 10:35 pmAnd if you get hard at the sight of Danny DeVito like I do, it’s a win-win-win.
14 years ago at 10:41 pmDr. Mantis Toboggan would approve.
14 years ago at 1:03 amTry “Breakfast at the Fratcastle”
14 years ago at 10:47 pmNow that’s clever.
14 years ago at 12:14 amMy favorite post-slam movies are Patton, Fight Club, and The Wild Bunch. If she wants to watch a fucking romantic comedy I’ve got a laptop and headphones she can use.
14 years ago at 10:54 pm^Boom.
14 years ago at 11:34 pmHaving to trade services for sex. NF
14 years ago at 12:12 amOR….you say okay, shag, then tell her you forgot you have a drivers ed exam tomorrow morning.
14 years ago at 12:20 amSaying “shag.” NF.
14 years ago at 2:17 amTAustinPowersM
14 years ago at 7:51 amand who gets more puss than Austin Powers?
14 years ago at 12:03 pmGiving in to the girl. NF Getting what you want regardless of her expectations. TFM
14 years ago at 1:03 amDeke
14 years ago at 2:45 amMake her watch pornstars punishment episodes or even milfhunter
14 years ago at 7:32 amCompromise, NF
14 years ago at 12:51 pm$100 says they didnt make it through the movie.
14 years ago at 6:47 pm