OU Players Received iPads With Playbooks Loaded In Them, Their Kicker Only Had One Play In His
The kickers representing each participant in the Red River Shootout will be damned if their respective teams aren’t making meaningless headlines in July. Texas kicker Nick Rose recently made waves when his outrageous profile mugshot hit the web, showing what appears to be a blazed drifter whose wind blown hair is the result of cross-state hitchhiking to a music festival while in a truck bed.
Then we have OU kicker Michael Hunnicutt, who shared with us a photo of his sole responsibility as a placekicker. The team received iPads with their playbooks already loaded in them. Below is Hunnicutt’s only play.
We got iPads for our playbooks today. Here's the only play loaded on mine.. pic.twitter.com/3TcEpjx5wj
— S. M. Hunnicutt (@Hunnicutt08) July 31, 2014
Classic kicker humor right here. Here you go, kid. Study this. Don’t let us down.
Kickers are like that friend in your group who makes you wonder how he made it into your group to begin with. Like one night you’re at the bars with your boys, having a great time taking shots and talking to girls. You go back to the house and have one last beer before passing out, then you wake up hungover with stank breath. You sit up on the couch you crashed on, rub the shame out of your eyes and squint across the room and make out a strange figure, then you think to yourself, “How the fuck did that dork Garrett end up here?” Then Garrett just keeps hanging out with your crew until the end of time. Kickers are Garrett. They snuck in the side door when everyone was sleeping.
I bet Stoops and his staff got a real kick out of this one. Jokes, guys. I have them.
He might have more than one…
10 years ago at 11:01 amAren’t these guys a little old for you Dorno?
10 years ago at 11:03 amI don’t know how Dorno will ever recover from that creative gem.
10 years ago at 11:31 amCade Foster you had 1 play and 4 attempts you worthless sack of shit
10 years ago at 11:04 amKickers are real football players too!
10 years ago at 11:04 amBoomer
10 years ago at 11:13 amI didnt know SFPL was the Texas Kicker
10 years ago at 11:23 amThey should have also placed a note telling him to get a fucking hair cut…
10 years ago at 11:30 amSorry bud, wrong kicker
10 years ago at 12:58 pmwut a stupid fukin coach
10 years ago at 11:37 ami wood hav just put “win teh game”
mi strategy iz sew much beter
Last time I checked Alabama was looking for a kicker like you Ruger.
10 years ago at 11:49 amWouldn’t want to end up like Ray Finkle.
10 years ago at 11:59 amThat Texas kicker needs a good ass kicking…
10 years ago at 12:52 pm