Watching Porn Stars Talk About The First Amendment Will Get You Hard And Educated

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The First Amendment. That’s the freedom of speech one, right? The one that lets me say, “Fuck Dorn! He’s a piece of trash with lackluster style who talks way too much about his (terrible) golf game and is the worst boss ever because sometimes he makes me eat hair for his amusement?” Yeah, that’s the one.

There’s actually more to it than just freedom of speech, though. Let these porn stars explain.

It’s pretty obvious that there’s an agenda behind this video, but odds are you were too busy staring hopelessly at a bunch of blurred pixels hoping that the video editor screwed up to either notice or care. In case you were wondering, the porn stars are very clearly singling out T…

Actually, be right back. Just got called into Dorn’s office.

[via Funny Or Die]

Image via Funny Or Die

  1. TheHazeologist

    I would stuff my face deep in the abyss of that ass. So deep that suffocation would be the cause of my death.

    8 years ago at 1:33 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    I’d rather watch my dog take a shit because that has more substance than anything a porn star says.

    8 years ago at 1:35 pm
    1. JackDanielsrunning

      But will toxicology reports show more substances in your dog’s shit or a pornstar’s shit? Judging solely on that one scene in The Wolf of Wall Street I’m gonna bet the pornstar every time.

      8 years ago at 1:39 pm
  3. Jemarcus Russell

    The liberals hate the first amendment, unless it fits their narrative and agenda.

    8 years ago at 1:42 pm
    1. FrattibalLecter

      Unpopular Opinion Time: It’s not just liberals, Trump says he thinks he should be able to sue people who says things he doesn’t like.

      It’s the weak who hate the first amendment. And weakness is un-American

      8 years ago at 10:01 pm
  4. NicodemusKnockdown

    Idk how I feel about a bunch of skanks stating they would sodomize the Statue of Liberty….

    8 years ago at 2:26 pm
  5. fratwisegamgee

    First time I’ve ever seen “porn star” and “educated” used in the same sentence.

    8 years ago at 6:27 pm
  6. RollTide365

    What would’ve made this better is if they had stated their names at some point in the video.

    8 years ago at 1:28 am