I had a bizarre fan encounter just this morning. Some big sweaty homeless dude in Austin stopped me on 5th street, told me he recognized me and asked if he could be my agent. Said his name was Dan and he was writer or something who just got laid off but that he knew a shitload of hot Instagram models he could bring in to the industry to do girl-girl in scenes with me. I was pretty creeped out so I just put a $5 in his coffee cup and crossed the street as quick as I could.
The chick who read the email from the guy warning her about “not being enveloped by the darkness in her scene” thought he was talking metaphorically, when he was clearly telling her not to do interracial.
No! Stop!
9 years ago at 3:24 pmDad in front of family: “Where have I seen you from you look familiar?”
Stranger: “I do porn”
9 years ago at 3:30 pmIf only pornstars were people
9 years ago at 3:32 pmThe video’s picture looks like the girl is trying to hold in a load from her previous session
9 years ago at 3:33 pmMaybe you could have kept your best writers and gotten rid of the porn star posts and wally instead
9 years ago at 3:39 pmI had a bizarre fan encounter just this morning. Some big sweaty homeless dude in Austin stopped me on 5th street, told me he recognized me and asked if he could be my agent. Said his name was Dan and he was writer or something who just got laid off but that he knew a shitload of hot Instagram models he could bring in to the industry to do girl-girl in scenes with me. I was pretty creeped out so I just put a $5 in his coffee cup and crossed the street as quick as I could.
9 years ago at 3:51 pmCould we get your name so we can see your tits?
9 years ago at 5:27 pmFor research
9 years ago at 5:47 pmI could be wrong but I believe the chick in the profile picture is Nicole Aniston.
(Source: I spend way too much time on the ‘Hub)
9 years ago at 6:48 pmNever admit to spending “too much time” on the hub
9 years ago at 9:49 amDoes having a Dubai billionaire drop a deuce on your face count as “fan interaction”?
9 years ago at 4:04 pmIdk why I watched the entire 8 minutes but it was disturbing
9 years ago at 4:46 pmThe chick who read the email from the guy warning her about “not being enveloped by the darkness in her scene” thought he was talking metaphorically, when he was clearly telling her not to do interracial.
9 years ago at 5:04 pmSo is eating a girls poop NF? (Asking for a friend)
9 years ago at 12:26 pm