Executing a hostile takeover of the indians land after hazing the balls off of the red coats and then paying the spaniards to go home. America. TFM. Shane Falco15 years ago
Stumbling upon papers proving that the family once owned half of Fort Worth. TFM. Bush201415 years ago
Knowing that the phrase "Fuck it" may inevitably lead to my demise. TFM. Governor Wallace15 years ago
Talking about my slampieces for the coming year like a manager talks about his pitching rotation. TFM. Bro Dak15 years ago
Being cordial with rushees the first few beers and then just going with the "damn glad to meet you" line the rest of the night. TFM. FRAT 36515 years ago