Old lady told me that I was the most respectful, mature young man she had ever met. If only she could've seen me 12 hours ago with a handle of whiskey duct taped to my hand vomiting on the front lawn in broad daylight. TFM. 190415 years ago
Saying "community service" when your grandma asks you what kind of things your fraternity does. TFM. ZXTLU15 years ago
