Old lady told me that I was the most respectful, mature young man she had ever met. If only she could've seen me 12 hours ago with a handle of whiskey duct taped to my hand vomiting on the front lawn in broad daylight. TFM.

  1. k

    This captures nearly every element of the frat life.
    Getting fucked up and then showing some class and respect.

    Good post, sir.

    14 years ago at 5:08 pm
    1. Fratlunteer

      I agree. There’s nothing wrong with partying hard with each other as long as we’re respectable members of society outside the Fratcastle. Anyone who disagrees is NF/a GDI.

      14 years ago at 5:19 pm
    1. Brovis

      Could have gotten back to the house at 8 in the morning then gone to bed and entertained that old woman at 8 at night. Just a scenario.

      14 years ago at 10:17 pm
    2. Fratmosphere1694

      I bet it happened in Alaska in the summer. It is light out until like 3 in the morning. So it was probably 1 in the morning when he was drunk, and 1 in the afternoon when he met the old lady.

      14 years ago at 10:59 pm