My father and I are flying to Arkansas to show them what a real mass bird kill looks like. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
During a family dinner my dad told my step-mother that he should have just kept her at slampiece status. TFM. Sir15 years ago
GDI asked me how I sleep at night. I replied, "Comfortably nestled between two 19-year-old breasts." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago