My bro was worried that a girl didn't like him so I soothed him with these words of advice, "you're a junior in a frat, which means you are basically a god with a visor and an unlimited access to popularity...she wants you" TFM Bros B4 Hoes16 years ago
My parents bought me a house on campus so I wouldn't have to worry about where I park my Range Rover. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
All of the slam pieces running for sweet heart have been making food for us all year, sooo we chose one of the strippers from the bid party. TFM Anonymous16 years ago