Explaining to my professor and the rest of the GDI's in philosophy class why Jimmy Buffet is and always will be the greatest philosopher of all time. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
Not knowing what's happening an hour from now but, knowing exactly what we're wearing to the Arkansas / Bama game tailgate. TFM. FratFratFratty15 years ago
My parents are divorced and my mom doesn't work. She still makes more money than both your parents combined. TFM. alwaysclassy15 years ago
Giving rushees free croakies during rush week, and then taking them away at their first pledge meeting. TFM Anonymous15 years ago
It's against city ordinance to land our helicopter at the lake house so my dad cuts a $12,000 check every month to prepay the fine. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago