A pledge tried to ice me to be funny. I looked at him and said. Lick the floor I'm about to piss on. Once your done, grab me a brosoda, I'm thirsty. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Demolished a GDI's Smart Car in my 2010 Frathoe while driving home from the bar. I told the GDI that if he didn't call the police my dad would buy him a new one. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I got two girls kicked out of my sorority because they acted trashy. Plus, I thought they were ugly and too poor. TSM Bama Bitch15 years ago
A "bro" tried to ice me last night. I took a swig of my Glen single malt, slapped it out of his hand and walked away. The only "ice" a "bro" should concern himself with is the kind that clinks in his scotch glass. TFM. fratagonia15 years ago
Yesterday, in my GMC Denali, I rear-ended this smash piece of a pound star. After exchanging insurance information, I rear-ended her again in my back seat. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago