I had to take my croakies off because they were getting in the way when I was trying to blow a line. TFM. brocaine15 years ago
Brought a summer slampeice home and laid pipe three times. Her walk of shame included my dad clapping over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Of course I brought my golf umbrella. Small umbrellas are for cold, wet serfs. TFM. john daly15 years ago
Picked up a 30 yr old slampiece divorcee at a bar, piped her back at her house and peed on the floor of her kitchen-blamed it on her 2 year old son. TFM. Brozy Altidore15 years ago
Got my second DUI driving home from the river. Luckily, I've always been a two strike hitter. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Just found out I'm spending Labor Day weekend hunting doves on the family plantation that we've owned since 1714. TFM. Southern Bourbon15 years ago