2-Time Sex Tape Star, 15-Time Nude Cover Model Pam Anderson Says Porn Ruins Lives

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Pamela Anderson has become an unlikely champion in the anti-porn movement. The 15-time nudie cover model and two-time sex tape star teamed up with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach to pen a Wall Street Journal op-ed on how pornography ruins a man’s ability to perform his husbandly and fatherly duties.

Here’s a quote from the piece, per FOX News:

“ [Porn has a] corrosive effect on a man’s soul and on his ability to function as husband, and, by extension, as father. This is a public hazard of unprecedented seriousness given how freely available, anonymously accessible and easily disseminated pornography is nowadays.”

Anderson labels porn as something for “losers.”

“Simply put, we must educate ourselves and our children to understand that porn is for losers— a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to reap the ample rewards of healthy sexuality,” the duo wrote.

Good for you, Pam.

Just a great, well-thought out argument that I’m sure was almost entirely your original thinking and only partly assisted by the input of Mr. Boteach.

Doesn’t matter if she made her name by squeezing her big ole life rafts into a tiny one-piece and running in slow-motion on Baywatch. And it doesn’t matter if she tried to save her failing career by sucking multiple dicks on camera before the footage was somehow (unintentionally, I’m sure) leaked to the public. She’s a new woman I tell ya — and I’m not talking about the countless surgeries. She’s turned over a new leaf. And now she’s devoted her life to spreading an invaluable lesson: porn is ruining families.

Hey, if there’s anyone you should be taking relationship advice from, it’s Pam Andy. After roping more men into failed marriages than a Vegas chapel, she knows everything about how NOT to have a healthy relationship. Literally every way you can fail at monogamy, she’s done it. So, in a way, she’s perfect for relationship advice. She’s conducted the trial and error experiments, and there are no errors left uncovered. Just do everything the exact opposite of how she did it, and you’ll be sticking the same woman till one of you croaks. Doesn’t that sound nice? Thanks, Pam Andy.

Hey look, boobies:

[via FOX News]

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