Parents Upset That Their Kids’ Teacher Used To Pose Nude For Playboy

Parents, who needs ’em? So uptight these days. You want a reason to get upset? How about all the stories about these teachers sneaking off behind portables with their pubescent students during recess to give them the business — you know, sexually. That’s sexual assault. That’s rape. That’s messed up. But this story? C’mon, parents. So your pervy little high school student’s teacher used to blast her nips and beav in a magazine. Big deal. It’s not like she teaches class topless. Besides, she should be commended for becoming a career woman. Former smut mag model turns school teacher. That’s admirable.

Cristy Nicole Deweese, 21, is the sexy teacher who appeared in Playboy — topless and bottomless, which isn’t always a given for a Playboy spread. “Bonus beaver” is what the kids are calling it. She teaches Spanish at Townview Magnet High School in Dallas, Texas.

A high school Spanish teacher has had her sexy secret revealed – she once posed naked for Playboy.

Cristy Nicole Deweese, 21, featured in the magazine three years ago when she was just 18 as ‘Coed of the Month’.

Miss Deweese, who teaches Spanish at Townview Magnet High School in Dallas, Texas, has caused outrage among parents this week over her raunchy past.

How about you take the time to assess the situation and look at the positives, parents? Your high school son, who is undoubtedly a little pervert, will pay attention in class now. He’s probably showing up early and staying late, too. Extra credit assignments, tutoring sessions, the whole nine. These kids will be fluent in EspaƱol by their senior years.

Teacher of the year.

Now, for obvious reasons, I can’t post nudes of Ms. Deweese. She might be worth a Google image search, though. She’s got the rare invisinip thing going on.

[via Daily Mail]

Images via imgur

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    1. Ole_Frat

      Anybody who had a decent pledge ship should be able to at least bust out 40 Push Ups

      11 years ago at 8:15 pm
    2. The Prodigal

      You have to do like 40 pushups in high school for those fitness tests. I’d hope everyone can do 40 who’s not fat.

      11 years ago at 10:35 pm
    3. PursuitofFrattiness9

      ^^^don’t you homos have an exec email list or something where you’re supposed to bitch at each other so you don’t have to waste my time on a public forum.

      11 years ago at 5:14 pm
    1. TAMUCPike

      “Cristy Nicole” will yield a fair share of wank bank material. That or turn your filter off.

      11 years ago at 3:56 pm
  1. TAMUCPike

    Haa! I’ve always wanted to see a chick I went to school with on TFM! #winning I went to school with her. She was always the shy girl at parties. Then I found out about her playboy appearances from her. She has done some other “unmentionables” as well! šŸ˜‰ Cool chick with a great ass though!

    11 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. BoozeBowsNBros

      beat me to it. i haven’t seen that before. was she get a sex change or something? I seriously dont know how this happens. pre med students should answer for this

      11 years ago at 5:48 pm
    2. Steve Frattimer

      definitely some kind of birth defect. based on the sheer lack of size in the chest department, we can conclude it wasn’t a botched boob job where they accidentally took off the nipple.

      11 years ago at 1:12 pm