Paul Ryan Doesn’t Know The Difference Between Sneezing And A Good Dab
It’s time House Speaker Paul Ryan gets on the same page as the rest of the world. First, there was his opposition to now President-elect Donald Trump during the campaign. Now, he’s on a crusade against dabbing. That’s right: the time-honored tradition of dabbing is supposedly Ryan’s worst nightmare.
On Tuesday, Ryan attended the formal swearing-in ceremonies of the 115th Congress, pausing to make small talk and take pictures. Eventually, it was time for rookie Kansas representative Roger Marshall to get sworn in. When everyone paused for the photo, one of Marshall’s sons, Cal, hit the dab — HARD.
Sneezing? You kidding me? Clearly a dab, Ry-guy. How dare you disrespect the dab.
Marshall’s son saw his opportunity and he took it. That’s how we should all live our lives. How many chances you gonna have to dab at your dad’s first congressional induction ceremony? One. You’ll get more chances to dab in Mark Cuban’s face than you will behind Paul Ryan’s back. FACT.
Rep. Marshall was equally as unimpressed as Ryan.
Get off your high horse, Gregory. Nobody knew or cared about who was representing Kansas’ 1st district until today. By Friday, you’ll be back to being a nobody representing a garbage state.
Dab away, Cal. Dab to your heart’s content..
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Let’s disregard Ryan’s ignorance and just agree that the dab needs to fucking die.
7 years ago at 9:41 amAnd this kid, show some respect for fucks sake
7 years ago at 10:12 amPaul Ryan is a cuck.
7 years ago at 9:52 amI watched total frat movie on Netflix today. Not as bad as I expected but still sucked
7 years ago at 9:54 amIt was fucking awful
7 years ago at 10:13 amYeah but no sailboats so 6/10
7 years ago at 10:16 amCompared to the website it was alright
7 years ago at 10:19 amMy life is not yet so devoid of meaning that I would waste any of it watching the TFM movie.
7 years ago at 11:05 amStill not as cringeworthy as a Wally article
7 years ago at 9:57 amThat’s the kid in the house who does all the stupid shit his brothers tell him would be funny so that he can try to fit in despite being a total boner. He gets a bid because he’s on a crash course to being the most entertaining pledge, plus his dad likely has some connections.
7 years ago at 11:27 amThere’s no such thing as a “good dab”.
7 years ago at 1:32 pmThe sentence before Marshall’s tweet should read
7 years ago at 2:21 pm“Rep. Marshall was equally as unimpressed as every other person that saw it.”
Cal is my motherfuckin boy! We used to bang out all kinds of strange at my estate in Mar a Lago. Frat on, sir!
7 years ago at 3:44 pmMy boy Donny Trump will punish Paul Ryan for being so NF and not allowing my boy Cal to dab. Dabbing at formal events is FAF and I guarantee Cal has seen more ass than any of those NF RINOs anyways. #Trump2016
7 years ago at 4:04 pmThat kid should have his ass beat
7 years ago at 8:18 pm