JParks, while I respect your choice as Link, I am going to stand up for my choice with the captain.
The captain takes skill to master, because his most effective attack (up B) requires a lot of accuracy to hit someone in the air/latch on to them. Also, most amateurs can’t get the diagonal falcon kick from the air down right. I have mastered this art.
Character tiers:
Bottom: Jigglypuff and Ness
Not very good: Yoshi and Luigi
Definition of average: Mario
Good on certain levels/with certain items: DK, Kirby
Pretty good: Fox, Samus, Link
Top: Cpt. Falcon, Pikachu
There is no better feeling than landing that perfect falcon punch when they’re already over 70% damage. Falcon PUUUNCH
13 years ago at 8:46 pmTD, you’re a Capt. guy? Thought you were better than that.
Link >>, and yes, that includes Fox McGay.
13 years ago at 9:15 pmFox shits all over link – reflects the bombs and boomerang, and can shine him off the map since link has a shitty recover
13 years ago at 9:31 pmAll about Samus you pussy creep fuck fuck tku
13 years ago at 2:11 amTurn all items off except poke balls, then you gotta go with Kirby.
13 years ago at 9:39 pmJParks, while I respect your choice as Link, I am going to stand up for my choice with the captain.
The captain takes skill to master, because his most effective attack (up B) requires a lot of accuracy to hit someone in the air/latch on to them. Also, most amateurs can’t get the diagonal falcon kick from the air down right. I have mastered this art.
“Show me your moves”
13 years ago at 9:58 pm^ this
13 years ago at 3:40 amLink is the best. I rape people with him.
13 years ago at 10:30 pmAre we talking about a legitimate rape?
13 years ago at 9:11 amLooks like someone missed the reply button. Laps.
13 years ago at 12:33 pm^
13 years ago at 1:07 pmFuck. Laps taken.
13 years ago at 1:07 pmIf you’re not playing Fox you’re using a sub-optimal character. Falco is similar but Fox just has that unmatched speed and utility.
13 years ago at 10:52 pm^In Melee that’s definitely true. His gun is so overpowered in melee its ridiculous. in n64 it doesn’t matter
13 years ago at 11:02 pmUsing DK and just grabbing people and jumping off of the map. TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:07 pm^
13 years ago at 1:06 am^^
13 years ago at 2:33 pmPicture this: We we’re both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor.
13 years ago at 4:18 amWe’re.
13 years ago at 2:34 pm^Try that one more time, champ.
13 years ago at 9:04 amNess all day you fuckin rooks
13 years ago at 10:30 amCharacter tiers:
13 years ago at 12:06 pmBottom: Jigglypuff and Ness
Not very good: Yoshi and Luigi
Definition of average: Mario
Good on certain levels/with certain items: DK, Kirby
Pretty good: Fox, Samus, Link
Top: Cpt. Falcon, Pikachu
How are some of you (VelociFratter, GT, Ghosts Are Frat) changing where your post ends up, despite the time
13 years ago at 2:47 pmTFM. Total Falcon Move.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmhttp://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Tier_list
13 years ago at 5:30 pmJust blow on the cartridge, jackass
13 years ago at 8:50 pmHe tried that.
13 years ago at 9:24 pm^Now that we have this cleared up, we can really assess the issue for all it’s worth.
13 years ago at 4:19 amWhy did it break? Getting mad at video games son?
13 years ago at 9:45 pmNintendo 64? You sound like a poor ass hipster
13 years ago at 10:17 pmObviously didn’t have a childhood
13 years ago at 11:50 pm^^ you ain’t from around here, are ya boy
13 years ago at 12:58 am^^^ The fuck…..?
13 years ago at 1:28 am^^^^Go back to high school you piece of shit.
13 years ago at 2:07 amHe represents the big 10… no wonder he doesn’t get it
13 years ago at 1:01 pmNintendo 64 is the greatest gaming console of all time, you try hard assbag
13 years ago at 1:05 pmI’d just go on ahead and make a new account.
13 years ago at 1:33 pm^
13 years ago at 8:19 pm6 year old me shitting myself when Bowser jumped down into the arena in Mario 64. RFM.
13 years ago at 10:24 pmGoldeneye. Nuff said.
13 years ago at 10:53 pmClassic.^
13 years ago at 11:06 pmProbably the fratiest game for that console.
13 years ago at 4:55 amGoldeneye FaF. Army Men Sarge’s Heroes FaF
13 years ago at 9:28 amJet force Gemini. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:57 amJet Force Gemini is the shit.
I’m glad TFM has their priorities in the right places.
13 years ago at 12:34 pmNFL Blitz
13 years ago at 11:30 pmIggy’s wrecking balls. TFTC
13 years ago at 8:14 amI disagree. I think Mario Kart and NFL Blitz are the frattest games on all time on that console.
13 years ago at 12:05 pmThe original Madden.
13 years ago at 10:03 amNo. Blitz.
13 years ago at 10:55 am^
13 years ago at 11:21 amBlitz is the shit. I can also play gauntlet all day!
13 years ago at 11:22 am
nintendo 64? who still plays that? i thought we’re all on Wii. 
13 years ago at 1:29 pmNo, wiir not on wii. Qwiir.
13 years ago at 1:36 pm^ ha
13 years ago at 2:23 pmThe TotalRatMove SuperPAC endorses the Mario Kart “Beerio Kart” drinking game,
13 years ago at 4:34 pmDrinking and driving is FaF no matter how you do it
13 years ago at 5:48 pm^
13 years ago at 7:57 pmFucking this^^
13 years ago at 11:04 am