yeah this ones just shameless. Next its gonna be like “Purchasing affordable electronics at the 30% off blowout at Sears this weekend only at selected stores. Prices may be higher in Hawaii and Alaska. TFM.”
Wait, what the hell? If you have enough notice to know to bring a “freedom flask” then you should have enough notice to detox. If you are going through the interview process, which most likely means you are a senior, you shouldn’t be doing any kind of drugs that would prohibit you from getting a job. You should atleast be smart enough to get the drugs out of your system before an interview. And if you say otherwise, you are a down right try hard, or you have a very successful father and you don’t need an interview anyways.
Pot takes 2 weeks to leave the system and yak stays in your pee pee for up to 4 days. Connaco Philips doesnt actually call you before your interview to tell you that you’ll be pissing in a cup.
The logic doesn’t add up. If he knew he was going to be tested and also knew he would fail, then he could not then piss into the flask. That would only leave 2 options. Option 1: he keeps a flask full of his own, clean urine, temperature regulated at all times. Or option 2: used someone else’s piss for his interview. Either way, this is weird as shit.
fucking this
14 years ago at 9:28 pmBest idea since Plan B.
14 years ago at 9:56 pmThat’s disgusting.
14 years ago at 10:00 pmnah im sure if he washes it out he can still use it
14 years ago at 12:58 pmI hope you’re not drinking anything out of that afterwards.
14 years ago at 10:16 pmAs much as you want to think so, we all know the truth.
14 years ago at 10:44 pmUrine is sterile. Also, I like the taste.
14 years ago at 11:41 pmGROSS.
14 years ago at 11:42 pm^^This guy. Heres a coupon for one free small bowl of queso for making me laugh at the movie reference []
14 years ago at 11:52 pmTBearGryllzM
14 years ago at 2:27 amToo bad a lot of places test the temperature of the urine to make sure it’s around 98.6.
14 years ago at 11:20 pmHand warmers will do the trick.
14 years ago at 11:39 pm^ we have an expert here
14 years ago at 11:58 pmIf it’s on your body it will stay warm…hand warmers will make it like 200 degrees.
14 years ago at 3:15 pmGetting a TFM by plugging one of their products. NF.
14 years ago at 12:00 amSmart business. TFM.
14 years ago at 12:33 amyeah this ones just shameless. Next its gonna be like “Purchasing affordable electronics at the 30% off blowout at Sears this weekend only at selected stores. Prices may be higher in Hawaii and Alaska. TFM.”
14 years ago at 1:29 am^ Best one I’ve seen in a while.
14 years ago at 5:40 am^^Passing off the cost of logistics onto the consumer. FAF
14 years ago at 7:58 amTVinnyChaseM
14 years ago at 12:15 amWait, what the hell? If you have enough notice to know to bring a “freedom flask” then you should have enough notice to detox. If you are going through the interview process, which most likely means you are a senior, you shouldn’t be doing any kind of drugs that would prohibit you from getting a job. You should atleast be smart enough to get the drugs out of your system before an interview. And if you say otherwise, you are a down right try hard, or you have a very successful father and you don’t need an interview anyways.
14 years ago at 12:58 amYou didn’t hear? Everyone who has ever posted on this site has a dad who is either a senator or started a fortune 500 company. This guy is set.
14 years ago at 1:08 amI love the huge jump in logic there, Oprah.
14 years ago at 2:27 amIt’s logical to me.
14 years ago at 10:19 amPot takes 2 weeks to leave the system and yak stays in your pee pee for up to 4 days. Connaco Philips doesnt actually call you before your interview to tell you that you’ll be pissing in a cup.
14 years ago at 11:11 amI believe the word you are looking for is ConocoPhillips.
14 years ago at 1:39 pmThe logic doesn’t add up. If he knew he was going to be tested and also knew he would fail, then he could not then piss into the flask. That would only leave 2 options. Option 1: he keeps a flask full of his own, clean urine, temperature regulated at all times. Or option 2: used someone else’s piss for his interview. Either way, this is weird as shit.
14 years ago at 8:32 pmSo 1I. Im drunk. 2. This post sucks donkey cock. 3. If I doe in Mississippi this weekend tell my pledges they suck.
14 years ago at 1:04 amPlease don’t doe, dear Cupod.
14 years ago at 2:28 am^This. And Cupid needs to stay off this site when he is drunk.
14 years ago at 1:42 pm…And then drinking out of it later that day. TFTC
14 years ago at 11:50 amPiss makes a pretty good mixer
14 years ago at 12:57 am