Penn State Triangle Is The Most Self-Aware Fraternity In America And We Love It

Doctor Franzia7 years ago

You have to respect the guys who understand and accept where they’re at in life. Not everyone is going to be top-tier, or incredibly successful, or attractive to women. If there was no competition nor scarcity, life would lose a lot of its flavor.

Some houses are just never going to be anything more than bottom-tier. It’s in their DNA. Triangle Fraternity is one of those houses. In many ways, it’s not their fault; Triangle is an engineering fraternity and has no Greek letters in a world where that’s pretty much the entire fucking point of being a fraternity. But no matter what your circumstances are, only your own attitude keeps you from making the best hand from the cards you’ve been dealt.

Penn State Triangle aimed for the moon with this one, leveraging their own self-awareness to deal massive shade on Michigan ahead of PSU’s upcoming game — and they succeeded in miraculous fashion.

This is the kind of confidence that you start getting when your school goes 6-0; the sort of ridiculous, irrational dick swelling that riles up Triangle dudes enough to make them throw themselves under the bus just to dish out a diss aimed at an opponent that absolutely demolished their school last year. But Penn State’s offense is better this time around, and, like Triangle’s social chair would say about the dream of landing a function with a middle-tier sorority, “This is our year, boys.”

Nice shot, Triangle. Good work..

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