Well now it makes sense why Aaron Rodgers chose TKE. TFM.

    1. FaFTexas

      I am so Peanut and Jelly right now dude. Also, you can put this shit on your resume.

      13 years ago at 12:49 pm
  1. Frattington__Bear

    HAHAHAH Last time I heard a TKE joke, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur .

    13 years ago at 12:55 pm
    1. FaFTexas

      I can’t throw in a full dollar but I’ll throw in about 25 cents to winner of this bet.

      13 years ago at 1:04 pm
    2. Frattington__Bear

      Damn you really got me good . Your so clever and whitty just what TFM is looking for.

      13 years ago at 8:05 am
  2. PTBAP

    I’m just going out on a limb here, but is it because he’s a loser and that’s the prerequisite for receiving a bid from TKE?

    13 years ago at 1:20 pm
    1. InsertCleverNameTFTC

      I’d say your doing good and could even go a little farther on that limb.

      13 years ago at 1:57 pm
    2. Broden

      Yes, because winning a Super Bowl and being MVP definitely qualifies him as a loser. Play in traffic.

      13 years ago at 2:39 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      A TKE would say “play in traffic”… what are you, 10? Every day I wake up happy knowing I know nobody in that universally bottom tier “fraternity”

      13 years ago at 4:13 pm
    4. PTBAP

      Someone took what I was saying out of context. And technically if you do lose one game then you are in fact a loser by definition. No worries though, I used to help special children for service and if you ever need something explained I’ll be glad to oblige.

      13 years ago at 5:24 pm
    5. Timothy Bryce

      I mean like yeah you’ve shut up now, but this is still way too much fun to make fun of you right now you minion

      13 years ago at 1:24 am
  3. FrattingHardSince88

    I guess Ronald Reagan, Willie Nelson, Howard Shultz (Starbucks CEO), and Roy Jones Jr are also losers then too. Don’t forget TKE also holds the record for most Fortune 500 CEOs and is also at the top of the list with the most members on the Forbes Wealthiest Men in the World

    YITB
    864

    13 years ago at 2:55 pm
    1. SECGreek

      We have more billionaires on one composite in Xi Lambda TKE’s chapter room than most fraternities have for their whole chapter. YITB

      13 years ago at 3:07 pm
    2. FrattingHardSince88

      Also forgot to add that TKE holds the record for most occupied and currently occuiped Seats in the Senate and House of Rep. since its origination…get owned!

      13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      Yeha guys, and they have the most level 85 paladins in world of warcraft than ANY fraternal organization… They couldnt get a social last year, but they invited a sorority to play humans vs. zombies on campus… total badasses, they probably pulled so much pussy from that. Sorry, I’m just jealous.

      13 years ago at 4:17 pm
    4. Tallapoosa Snu

      First, its spelled “straight”, so you most likely wouldn’t make the list. Second, if you knew any background on Robert Nardelli, CNBC named him “One of the worst American CEO’s of all time”, Cut the value of Home Depot stock from $44.00 to $21.00 a share while he was the CEO there (which fucked up my portfolio and pissed me the fuck off), and then as CEO of Chrysler, ultimately led to their downfall in 2009 which forced them into Chapter 11 and needed federal funding to stay afloat (under new leadership). Not to mention he was a co-worker of my mother at Coca-Cola while on the board of directors in 2001, and she described him as one of the most incompetent directors she had seen. So I’m sure TKE is very proud of their “Fortune 500 CEO”… a fucking retard. In summary, TKE can have their titles. They’re still pieces of shit.

      13 years ago at 5:51 pm
    5. CharlesRoyFratkinson

      Since we’re judging my entire fraternity based on one apparently incompetent CEO, I’ll go ahead and judge all of Sig Nu based on the chapter at my school. Sigma Nu at my school stabbed a pledge and has constantly had a lingering reputation for sexual assault. They also make their pledges staple their nutsacks to their legs and blindfold them and make them think they have to blow the actives, only to make them suck off a dildo instead. I don’t care if TKE is bottom tier at your school or if you don’t like one of our famous alumni. It doesn’t mean you can make the sweeping generalization that our entire fraternity sucks. I can just assume all Sigma Nu consists of sexually ambiguous, pledge stabbing rapists, but that’s probably not the case for you is it?
      YITB 983

      13 years ago at 10:18 pm
    6. Daniel Ocean

      Indeed they are losers, maybe if they weren’t in the shit stain fraternity on the underpants of America they would have a small chance.

      13 years ago at 7:31 am
    7. Ole_Frat

      Sorry, Beta has the most Fortune 500 CEOs, you can stop lying to those unfortunate kids who have to be in your house for formal recruitment now.

      Yours in,
      _Kai_
      -BB- 1416

      13 years ago at 1:35 pm
    8. TPC16thhole

      Yep that is ASU alright, that is why Sig Nu lost their pledges, house, and charter

      13 years ago at 7:00 pm
    9. TauKeystoneEpsilon

      I’m not sure if we have the most fortune 500 CEO’s but you should probably do more research than going on google really quick, that typically leads to posting 6 year old articles, such as the one from Forbes in 2006 that you posted, Using a Forbes article to discredit Tau Kappa Epsilon… maybe you should ask Malcolm Forbes what he thinks of his fraternity

      13 years ago at 12:28 am
    10. ValentinoVera

      Can i join the circle jerk??

      YITB

      On second thought, i’d rather blow all my brothers. I think i’ll rush sigma nu.

      13 years ago at 8:47 am
    11. JuicePettus

      cant go greek go tke u guys literally add everyone u guys are just and organize group of GDI’s

      13 years ago at 11:48 am
  4. SECGreek

    I take what I said back on other TFM’s, This is hands down the stupidest TFM posted on this site.

    13 years ago at 3:05 pm
  5. fratitat

    I think this is the last time I’ll ever go to tfm. This site was funny months ago, it dead now.

    13 years ago at 3:26 pm
  6. liveeverdienever

    It would have been cool if you initiated him before he was famous, initiating him after just reeks of desperation…

    13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. rage_hard

      Aaron Rodgers was always interested in rushing TKE. His coach wouldn’t allow it in college, saying he wanted to keep distractions at a minimum. That’s why he was initiated after the fact.

      13 years ago at 12:43 am
  7. Apollo Raider

    Your all fucking stupid, TKE is the best Fraternity in the world, but you guys wouldn’t understand I suppose. After all your all in “frats” aren’t you?

    YITB
    Toad 85

    13 years ago at 8:59 pm
    1. fratanomics

      ^^ And you can’t spell and/or have horrible grammar. That said, TKE still blows.

      13 years ago at 9:07 pm
    2. BearcatFrat

      Wow, a kappa sig talking shit? That’s funny they are bottom tier compared to TKE at my school.

      13 years ago at 9:54 am
  8. TrillVilleN1

    An intern posting a TFM that talks shit specifically about a fraternity. TDouchebagM.

    A TKE must’ve fucked his girlfriend.

    13 years ago at 9:36 pm