Pennsylvania Brewery Changes Beer Drinking As We Know It
If you’ve ever felt your beer gulping abilities were limited by the snap-tops of beer cans (and who hasn’t?), this is for you. The geniuses at Sly Fox Beer in Pennsylvania have revolutionized the way we drink, with the invention of a beer can top that comes completely off. That’s right, folks: the “360 lid.” Sly Fox has introduced this masterpiece on its Helles Golden Lager and plans to expand it to its other beers.
The downside: it’s only available in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and New York. For everyone living in those places, congratulations, your life officially sucks a little less. Fingers crossed they sell this idea to a brewery in a state with relevant Greek life. I can’t even fathom the drinking games this invention will make possible.
Kudos to you, Sly Fox, for taking your drinkers to second base with their beer.
[via Culture Mape]
Image via Bridgetfoys
Congradulations, you’ve re-created the pop-top
13 years ago at 11:54 amAre you fucking retarded?
13 years ago at 11:55 am^this
13 years ago at 12:02 pm^^ How could you make an account with that name
13 years ago at 9:26 pmDespite the worst liquor and beer laws in the country, Pennsylvania’s breweries are pretty legit.
13 years ago at 11:55 amThose damn Pennsylvania Dutch catered the laws around their lifestyle, thwarting thousands of college students from buying beer and liquor in the same establishment.
13 years ago at 12:32 pmNope.
13 years ago at 11:57 amI am ashamed that none of us could have thought of this before, instead we have to leave it up to FUCKING Pennsylvania…god dammit, imagine selling this patent to Bud, could make millions to spend on strippers and other extra curricular activities.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmYou are a fucking tool
13 years ago at 12:08 pmYou are a fucking tool.
13 years ago at 12:33 pmTool are you a fucking.
13 years ago at 12:42 pmFucking are a you tool.
13 years ago at 2:20 pmgot something against Pa there Romney?
13 years ago at 4:52 pmA tool, fucking you are
13 years ago at 5:10 pmTool you are a fucking
13 years ago at 8:41 amYou are fucking a tool
13 years ago at 2:49 pmOr you can just shotgun it. The American way to drink beer.
13 years ago at 12:12 pmMy instincts are telling me to be skeptical here. I’m not buying that someone along the lines at Anheuser-Busch, Miller, Coke, etc haven’t come up with this before.
13 years ago at 12:54 pmSo Penn State doesn’t have “relevant Greek life” anymore?
13 years ago at 1:02 pmBourbon Blonde and I are going to have a little “sit-down” to discuss this one…
13 years ago at 1:41 pmNo.
13 years ago at 11:46 pmDeke friend of mine has used a can opener to cut off his can lids since freshman year. Try it, it’s worth it.
13 years ago at 1:16 pmI am disappointed every day by how little the can-crush is utilized.
13 years ago at 1:19 pmThe can-crush should be saved for the right moment to convey an emotion or to put an emphasis on a point you made. It can be used as an unspoken way to say things such as, ‘this was the last beer’, ‘pregames over lets go to the bars’ or ‘fuck it’ (before doing something that could potentially end with you in jail or the hospital). Also this is stupid idea.
13 years ago at 8:58 amCan it be injested via nasal cavities?
13 years ago at 1:32 pm