Ron Burgundy promising his slam he won't tell the office about their sexual encounters, then proceeding to tell all of San Diego. TFM.

This post mentions RON BURGUNDY, who once spoke of the great Civil War sailing adventures of DIVERSITY, which tends to piss off fraternity men when they apply to LAW SCHOOL, where stricter attendance policies mean a higher frequency of having to listen to BULLSHIT PROFESSOR LIBERAL RANTS, which often times are prompted by questions from KIDS WHO SHOULD’VE BEEN BLOWJOBS, of which a prime example is BACON.