Perfectly Calibrated Recipe for Maximum Personal Achievement
Something about today made it the perfect time to post this.
“There is only one bad word: taxes.”- Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson may be a fictional character, on the show Parks and Recreation, and his job may not be frat as fuck. The show is yet to make any reference to Mr. Swanson’s membership in a fraternity. Let’s move past all that, and be realistic about one thing: You are either with Ron, or you are with the terrorists.
It turns boys into men, men into gladiators, and gladiators into Swansons.
The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:
“America, the only country that matters. If you want to experience other cultures, use an atlas or a ham radio.”- Ron Swanson
“Capitalism, Gods way of determining who is smart and who is poor” hahahah
13 years ago at 10:38 amBest line ever
13 years ago at 12:56 pmAgreed
13 years ago at 8:22 pmsecond
13 years ago at 2:31 pmRon Swanson is FAF.
13 years ago at 10:43 amSecond
13 years ago at 11:27 amI rage weekly, not every three months.
13 years ago at 10:50 amQuantity over quality.
13 years ago at 11:10 amGod this is great
13 years ago at 11:32 am“Rage”
13 years ago at 12:10 pm“Attire: Shorts over 6″ are capri pants. Shorts under 6″ are European.”
13 years ago at 12:54 pmHonor: If you need it defined, then you don’t have it.
13 years ago at 1:27 pmGod damn this is FaF. “Fishing for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
13 years ago at 1:46 pm“a place to rest made of logs” haha
what is the one bad word in Texas?
13 years ago at 1:46 pmoh taxes, ha, should’ve known
13 years ago at 1:48 pm