Perfectly Calibrated Recipe for Maximum Personal Achievement
Something about today made it the perfect time to post this.
“There is only one bad word: taxes.”- Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson may be a fictional character, on the show Parks and Recreation, and his job may not be frat as fuck. The show is yet to make any reference to Mr. Swanson’s membership in a fraternity. Let’s move past all that, and be realistic about one thing: You are either with Ron, or you are with the terrorists.
It turns boys into men, men into gladiators, and gladiators into Swansons.
The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness:
“America, the only country that matters. If you want to experience other cultures, use an atlas or a ham radio.”- Ron Swanson
“Whenever available choose quantity over quality.”
14 years ago at 2:02 pmGreatness Itself: The best revenge.
14 years ago at 2:11 pmPoise “Sting like a bee. Don’t float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.”
14 years ago at 4:19 pmAmerica the only country that matters. TFM
14 years ago at 4:49 pmold wooden sailing ships, they’re beautiful…
14 years ago at 5:31 pmalso known as diversity
14 years ago at 6:55 amHa Anchorman, nice move
14 years ago at 1:14 pmFratstache. TFM.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmI submitted the swanson pyramid of greatness to the pictures two weeks ago as soon as I saw it on TV. Ron Swanson is FAF
14 years ago at 8:00 pmWay to admit that you submitted it and it didnt get accepted, but this guy managed to get his on. How does that make you feel?
14 years ago at 9:49 pmhe got this on because its a column and provides background to it. and why do you want to know my feelings, are you some kind of weirdo?
14 years ago at 11:21 pmFeelings. NF
14 years ago at 1:59 pm“Frankness- cut the bullshit.”
14 years ago at 10:15 pmRon Swanson is not FaF. He is AaF (American as Fuck). You can be AaF without being FaF, but you sure as hell cannot be FaF without being AaF.
14 years ago at 11:51 pmI’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to be AaF without being FaF, according to all the frat-stars who are all over this site. It’s either FaF or GDI, and everyone here pretty much wants to rid the world of GDI’s. Therefore, Ron Swanson is a GDI.
14 years ago at 12:51 amPretty sure this is FaF.
14 years ago at 10:18 amI have to disagree with you montana, and agree with this post. You can be AaF and not FaF, although you may be less respected from the feel community. Ruin swanson NF, but I respect him.
14 years ago at 10:45 amMust disagree, Montana. Example: Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen. Not all are FaF, but all are AaF.
14 years ago at 12:07 pmhahaha….great shit!
14 years ago at 1:02 am