Peruvian Cops Dress As Santa And Raid House Of Very Confused Drug Dealers

On the list of “Worst Ways To Get Arrested,” getting busted by a cop dressed up as Santa right before Christmas has got to rank pretty high — top five at least. It has to be right after drunk driving and crashing directly into a jail cell.

Peruvian police reportedly raided some drug dealers pushing cocaine in north Lima on Tuesday night. It wasn’t exactly your typical raid because a few of the cops doing the raiding dressed up as Santa before busting through the front door.

Theoretically, he could’ve gone through the chimney. However, considering Peru’s socioeconomic status and factoring in the rate of their gross domestic product, I’m going to guess that house didn’t have a chimney. Shame.

Cops arrested four members of the “Pinto” drug gang, confiscating more than 4,500 wraps of cocaine.

The cop reportedly dressed up as Santa to help with the “element of surprise,” which makes sense. Getting your drug ring broken up unexpectedly is confusing enough. Getting your drug ring broken up unexpectedly by Santa Claus and his helpers is going to require a good amount of therapy.

Peruvian cops supposedly did a similar raid to this last year too:

I love Christmas traditions.

  1. Ramsay Bolton

    He knows when you are snorting, he knows when you are baked. He knows when you are selling drugs so don’t or you’ll be maced.

    8 years ago at 1:08 pm
    1. InternationalFratStudent

      Santa baby. I’ve really been an awful meth cook. So hurry to the RV tonight

      8 years ago at 2:09 pm
  2. Sabans Left Nut

    Not sure how I feel about the new website update and comment section coding. looks like PGP now

    8 years ago at 1:14 pm
  3. Rosa Parks Fan Club

    Dorno uses this tactic all the time to sneak up on unsuspecting children

    8 years ago at 1:35 pm