Peyton Manning Kicks Off Retirement With Some Classic Peyton Manning Commercials

Peyton Manning

Now that Peyton Manning has some free time on his hands, he can finally explore his passion for commercial acting. For many years, Peyton has dabbled in commercials. Some of his best work was when he was acting as a store manager denying customers Gatorade. He and Eli have also done a fantastic job being the Football Cops.

Acting is just in his nature, which is why it only made sense that DIRECTV brought Peyton on to do some commercials, promoting NFL Sunday Ticket for the upcoming season.

Peyton, are you okay? I know retirement takes some getting used to. But you seem a little depressed in these. I know the old, wise black man said to work as long as you can, but please don’t go pulling a Brett Favre on us.

We can’t be subjected to the Bon Jovi DIRECTV ads or Flo from Progressive any longer. We need funny Peyton.

  1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Trump could use Peyton’s forehead as material to cover 2/3 of the border.

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm
  2. Young_Miraculous

    How much did you fucking virgins get paid for this oh-so thinly veiled ad?

    9 years ago at 1:38 pm