Philadelphia Bernie Sanders Supporters To Stage A “Fart-In” At Democratic National Convention

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It stinks to be a Philadelphia Democrat.

Supporters of Democratic Primary loser Bernie Sanders continue to rage against the dying of the light. Not content to simply turn their endorsement to Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton, Bernie supporters in Philadelphia plan to stage a “fart-in” to exorcise some frustration by way of eating legumes by the case.

From US News And World Report:

Advocates for poor people and progressive causes say they still plan to make a stink – literally – during Hillary Clinton’s big night accepting the Democratic presidential nomination this month.

The plan: feed beans to Democratic National Convention delegates for Bernie Sanders, and send them into the Philadelphia convention hall to show what they think of the former secretary of state.

So much for team spirit. These odious detractors of Clinton don’t seem to care that Sanders threw his endorsement behind Clinton, and national coordinator for the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign Cheri Honkala says the two major party nominees are like “two reality-show villains” that don’t represent the American people.

While I laud these disgruntled Democrats for protesting semi-peacefully (i.e. without stopping traffic on a major freeway, whipping bottles at police, or smashing storefronts), there are more efficient methods of choking out Philadelphia’s convention hall. I suggest Sanders’ delegates invest in a few cases of Natural Ice and wash them down with preworkout.

Or better yet, just accept that Sanders lost the nomination and move on with your life.

[via US News And World Report]

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  1. DeltaBuy

    kramer, you’ve been staging a “fart-in” since you started writing here. accept that you’re a shit writer and move on with your life.

    10 years ago at 8:05 am
  2. BrohanBrohan

    I just want to live in a world where I can poop and read fail Friday at a respectable time.

    10 years ago at 9:01 am
    1. Old_Fashioned

      Just stop playing their game. Give TFM zero visits and zero clicks on Friday, then read FF on Saturday morning.

      10 years ago at 10:02 am
  3. ClintYeastWood

    I’m gonna start a “fart-in” if the intern doesn’t hurry up with Fail Friday. Fuck the intern, and fuck Kramer.

    10 years ago at 9:58 am
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Yeah…this is about on par for Sanders supporters, considering their lives are just one brain-fart after another.

    10 years ago at 10:06 am
  5. LazyRican

    I ask my self how could somebody be worse than SteveHolt and Wally but then I remember you exist.

    10 years ago at 10:13 am