Pi Kappa Phi At Troy University On Probation For Taking Pledge Into Woods, Tying Him To A Tree, Throwing Stuff At Him, And Abandoning Him
Well this is a pretty cut-and-dried case of hazing, and in terms of getting caught, there isn’t much any house could say to explain themselves. “This isn’t what it looks like,” is not an explanation that’s going to fly when you’re caught redhanded tying a pledge to a tree and using him as target practice with eggs and God knows what else. Funny? Well, assuming they weren’t using ninja stars or rocks, sure, yeah. Unfortunately for Pi Kap, this is the type of joke most people aren’t going to get, including the police officer who found the pledge, covered in shit and wandering down the highway, apparently after being left in the woods.
The pledge eventually freed himself, and a Troy police officer saw him walking back to town on U.S. 29.
Dammit, pledge! If the police officer asks what happened, you tell him you fell in a dumpster, or something. I don’t know. That was probably a hard one to explain. I’ll grant that. Still, you really screwed up, and now a half dozen innocent brothers whose only crime is kidnapping you into the woods, imprisoning you against your will, some form of minor assault, and probably criminal abandonment or whatever are paying the price, along with the rest of the house.
University spokesman Clif Lusk said Wednesday the Pi Kappa Phi fraternity will have to complete a plan for corrective action as part of its probationary status.
He says the fraternity expelled three members and suspended three more in connection with the claims.
The six will appear later before a university board.
What a mess. It’s actually a miracle they only got probation for this.
The pledge, for what it’s worth, was uninjured, and declined to press charges against any of the brothers.
Let this be a lesson to you Troy Pi Kap: if you’re going to take a pledge out to the woods and haze him, at least have the decency to give him a ride home, otherwise people start asking questions. Lock it up.
[via WAKA.com]
Well, at least they were hazing them.
11 years ago at 6:04 pmI thought they were a non hazing fraternity…
11 years ago at 6:07 pmAren’t we all?
11 years ago at 7:47 pm^
11 years ago at 11:48 pmYeah we are totally a “non hazing” Fraternity…..
11 years ago at 11:49 amAm I a little late, or are you trying to use “Lock it up” as your new sign off?
11 years ago at 6:08 pmOnly when it needs to be said.
11 years ago at 6:13 pm^
11 years ago at 6:32 pmThis aint shit. When I was a pledge, we tied our chapter president to a tree in the woods and left him there naked. We used that as practice for when we became brothers
11 years ago at 6:10 pmDamn, Pikes are so badass
11 years ago at 6:14 pmFuck USF
11 years ago at 7:14 pmThere aren’t any trees at USF
11 years ago at 7:54 pmYeah fuck trees! ^
11 years ago at 9:41 pmyolo
11 years ago at 9:56 pmGobble gobble gobble
11 years ago at 6:15 pmHere’s the article from Troy’s student paper http://tropnews.com/?p=1362
11 years ago at 6:30 pmWell, officer… I was baking a cake and it just got crazy from there..
11 years ago at 6:47 pmMan, this is some juicy satire the media would love to take seriously.
11 years ago at 6:48 pmif a pledge falls in the woods, and no one’s around to hear it, does it bring hazing allegations upon its chapter?
11 years ago at 7:34 pmNo…?
11 years ago at 9:40 pmHow does a pledge falling define hazing?
11 years ago at 10:37 pm^He’s using the structure of the “If a tree falls in the woods…” question to make a joke, dumb ass.
11 years ago at 2:14 amNobody, obviously fell in the woods..
11 years ago at 1:46 pmhttp://www.mememaker.net/meme/this-isnt-what-it-looks-like-tfm
11 years ago at 7:48 pm