Pi Kappa Phi Encourages Members Not To Share TFM Content And We Are So Sorry
Hey, Pi Kapp. It’s Dan. Yeah, Dan from TFM. How’s it going? It’s been a while. We’ve shot you a few texts recently, trying to get you into the mix, but all I’m seeing is green boxes. You cheeky bastards and your non-iPhones must be pretty busy lately, huh?
I see you’ve opened up our last few Snapchats, too, but never respond. What gives? Was it something we said? Do you feel ignored? I know we’ve been paying more attention to other fraternities with the “Why Your Fraternity Sucks” series, myself specifically, but they got nothing on you. Remember all the good times we used to have? We laughed, we cried (laughing), and we laughed again…mostly at your expense, but that’s beside the point. You’re one of a kind.
We’re sorry you feel that way, Pi Kapp. Pushing you away was never our intention. We like to have fun here in Austin, and sure, it may get a little out of hand from time to time, but not having you guys involved is heartbreaking. You’re the wind beneath our wings, allowing us to fly to such great heights. So we’re asking…no, we’re begging for you to come back, baby.
Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless..
Total Nationals Move
10 years ago at 10:28 amYou took a gamble using TNM, and it paid off. Go grab yourself a beer out of the fridge, you earned it.
10 years ago at 11:01 amLace em up
10 years ago at 11:13 amThere’s a button for that, champ.
10 years ago at 11:19 amDidn’t go the way you planned, did it?
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI love it when someone posts a safe comment and it gets lapped to shit.
10 years ago at 1:21 pmFeels almost as good as it would seeing Steve Holt get fed to hyenas.
10 years ago at 11:33 amNo, no it didn’t.
10 years ago at 1:51 amTNM doesn’t generally doesn’t stand for “Total Nationals Move”
10 years ago at 12:15 pmI hope you have a beautiful daughter who loves alcohol.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmAnd goes to a state school
10 years ago at 3:25 pmOur nations sucks donkey.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmSomething tells me this is going to be included in “Why Your Fraternity Sucks”
10 years ago at 10:30 amGood call
8 years ago at 11:51 am*Boy Pi Phi
10 years ago at 10:32 amThat was a cute attempt at an insult
10 years ago at 11:35 amI believe it’s supposed to be Pi Phi for Guys
10 years ago at 2:16 pmMan, now I feel bad for laughing at them… Didn’t think they’d actually leave.
10 years ago at 10:35 amThis ban is so gay, that Kim Davis wouldn’t recognize it!
10 years ago at 10:35 amYour joke and the comma were unnecessary.
10 years ago at 10:44 amDramatic pause, sport. These are hard hittin’ social issues. What’s wrong? Did the content strike a chord?
10 years ago at 11:10 amYour name isn’t funny. Mostly because you’re not funny. :/
10 years ago at 4:39 pmOur nationals is such a joke.
10 years ago at 10:38 am“Schools is this nations backbone”
10 years ago at 10:50 amI went to supreme in Atlanta last year and it was literally the most absurd thing. All the “Nominees” ran unopposed and I was in the finance group, so I got a peek at some of the numbers… we have upwards of $200mil in real estate assets alone and they never showed us admin compensation, even when asked. Then again, pulling seven figures to yell at a bunch of college kids and take their money is kinda sick too.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmIf you want a breakdown of all of the money and how it is collected and spent go read the Star & Lamp from this Spring. It’s not like they have $200 mil in cash. Like you said, it’s in assets.
As for compensation, it looks like the whole staff splits $1.3 mil. You’re never going to get rich working for a fraternity’s nationals.
10 years ago at 8:00 pmI agree hoss
10 years ago at 2:48 pmWhere the fuck is fail friday?
10 years ago at 10:39 am“In your inbox at 9am if you subscribe to our email blast!”
10 years ago at 10:48 amSomeone should just copy and paste the fail friday emails onto the IGBOTD comment section.
10 years ago at 11:16 amOr copy them onto the forums.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmIf we still had the goddamn forums!
10 years ago at 12:59 pmYou don’t say?
10 years ago at 2:47 pmThey didn’t send it out via email either. I thought the intern’s dad was just joking when he said that he wished he would have just pulled out. Guess not.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmPart of me wants to say Pi Kapp is a bunch of pussies, but then again, based on some of TFM’s articles it makes sense. I mean you hire SteveHolt its only a matter of time until all of us leave. Fuckers.
10 years ago at 10:46 amI guess we flew under the radar for too long anyways. Shouts out Nationals
10 years ago at 10:55 amDan I don’t get how a move like this would surprise you. When articles get posted on this site about chapters getting kicked off for various awful reasons isn’t it obvious that stuff like that presents Greek life in a negative way? Mainstream liberal media is going in on us and articles like that only confirm what they’re saying. Granted this website posts tons of articles about Greeks doing good stuff, because we do, that liberal media will never address, but there are quite a few articles on this site that are pretty damaging to Greek life.
10 years ago at 11:00 am$100 says:
10 years ago at 11:42 am1) He’s not surprised
2) He doesn’t give a fuck
3) The articles you’re referring to do way better traffic than the ones about Greeks doing good stuff.
Please get the fuck out.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmWho the fuck are you pal?
10 years ago at 6:36 pmYou must be new here.
10 years ago at 1:50 am