I feel better about myself on nights I remember to brush my teeth. TFM.

    1. MYpaddle_YOURass

      If Kansas is in America… They are FaF. Stop being a god damn Terrorist supporter you red flag barer. Sure wouldn’t get a bid in my town from even the lowest of the low (Pike). Garth Brooks would shun you from his ‘…Low Places’ track swine dick. Frat the fuck up and get the slops off your mind. Where has the country’s youth gone…

      14 years ago at 5:04 am
    2. Billy Fradison

      When will all the idiots realize the guidos are from NY and just go to the Jersey beaches?

      14 years ago at 8:13 am
    3. booze haze slam

      actually most live in jersey yes im saying sopranos is an accurate description of guido lives.

      14 years ago at 9:11 am
    1. Rolex Yachtmaster IV

      Dude you know it’s bad when a guy from IA comments on how bad it is when a guy from IL comments on how NF this is…

      14 years ago at 12:04 pm
  1. James Parks Fratwell

    I hate to be that guy, but this really lacks…what’s the word I’m looking for…oh, humor. Not brushing your teeth. Total Hippie Move.

    14 years ago at 3:25 am
  2. fratless is hopeless

    In recent months, I have reasonably deduced that people from Kansas are about as frat as a bubble bath with your dad.

    14 years ago at 9:06 am
    1. ShutUpAndDrink

      This is frat because we as frat stars see it as unnecessary to brush our teeth before bed every night because either a) we are always too fucked up at the end of the night to remember or b) it doesn’t really matter because we brush our teeth in the morning and our genes are way to superior to be prone to cavities anyway. I for one “liked” this post and it seems like 300 other people did too so some of us must get it.

      14 years ago at 3:16 pm