Playboy Releases List Of Top 10 Party Schools
Every year, Playboy compiles a list of their top 10 party schools, and every year people complain that their school isn’t on there. You know why that is? Because your school isn’t fun. HA. Anyways, here’s the list, fuckers:
10. University of Maryland
9. Arizona State University
8. University of Georgia
7. Louisiana State University
6. University of Texas
5. Florida State University
4. University of Southern California
3. University of Colorado
2. University of Wisconsin
1. West Virginia University
Pretty solid list, assuming DeVry only didn’t make the list because it’s ranked #0. We frat so hard here that you can’t even quantify that shit. My buddy Slimdingo had to go to the hospital last weekend. Dude got so fucked up he got his dick stuck in his computer’s CD tray. Now we all call him “floppy dics.” It’s a TFM.
In all seriousness, I don’t understand why West Virginia is always ranked so highly on these lists. I don’t personally derive enjoyment from igniting sectionals or having sexual intercourse with my cousin, though, so maybe I’m just biased. I mean, I’m obviously biased because I actually attend the school ranked directly behind WVU, but that’s beside the point. Regardless, if going to the University of Wisconsin means not having to go to West Virginia University, I’d rather be #2 any day.
[via Huffington Post]
It’s all relative in West Virginia.
11 years ago at 12:29 pm^Incest joke
11 years ago at 12:36 pm^^Hit the showers boys; we have a winner
11 years ago at 12:38 pm^no no no that’s penn state.
11 years ago at 1:38 pm
11 years ago at 5:17 pmThat billboard is absolutely the funniest this I’ve ever seen.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmThe only things at WVU are football and meth and they’re not so great at football this year.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmNo, that would be a compliment to their football team. they fucking suck.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmtruth
11 years ago at 3:54 pmWith the way most administrations respond to being on these lists, I’m almost glad my school didnt make it.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmIndeed. Looks like this might get Iowa off the hook.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmMade the list for years running, board of directors hires a new president, who ran on a policy of getting off of that list, among others. It sure has worked.
11 years ago at 2:16 pmCommence whining about how much better your school is than these schools.
11 years ago at 12:34 pmI love making this list
11 years ago at 12:38 pmFSU is an extremely average state school, I wouldn’t brag about attending there.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmAll I know is I’m going to walk away from my college experience with some amazing memories so have fun with your ugly sorostitutes and sebagos
11 years ago at 12:57 pmHey don’t forget your dog shit degree
11 years ago at 1:57 pmMiami vs FSU week is going to be crazy as hell though.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmYes I’ll gladly take that dog shit degree, with a side of a phenomenal GPA and alumni connections, tfco gentlemen.
11 years ago at 4:25 pm^^^^^Must go to UF. Is bitter.
11 years ago at 5:20 pmWell we all know which school is the best in Florida don’t we.
UCF!!
only kidin, Miami is.
11 years ago at 5:53 pm^^ Not quite, but nice try though champ.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmUSC? Those nerds? I find that hard to believe.
11 years ago at 12:38 pmI’d love to hear how hard your school throws down.
http://m.brobible.com/college/article/hottest-slowmo-instagram-video
11 years ago at 1:06 pmthe dude who wrote this must be a geed
11 years ago at 12:39 pmI don’t like how Devry guy has been going away from his Devry roots and has been saying he’s a Wisconsin guy now
11 years ago at 12:43 pmWhy are we on this list? I believe we were called professionals amongst amateurs last time. #9 is a disgrace, haven’t you watched the news lately? They talk about us degenerates at ASU more than they talk about some bitch who killed her boyfriend.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmyeah bro, let’s get over 1000 MIPs in the first few weeks. No, that doesn’t mean you go hard. It means you attend a school that is filled with fucktards.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmLike John Denver says, “West Virginia, mountin’ momma”
11 years ago at 12:54 pm