Playboy Releases List Of Top 10 Party Schools
11 years ago

Every year, Playboy compiles a list of their top 10 party schools, and every year people complain that their school isn’t on there. You know why that is? Because your school isn’t fun. HA. Anyways, here’s the list, fuckers:

10. University of Maryland
9. Arizona State University
8. University of Georgia
7. Louisiana State University
6. University of Texas
5. Florida State University
4. University of Southern California
3. University of Colorado
2. University of Wisconsin
1. West Virginia University

Pretty solid list, assuming DeVry only didn’t make the list because it’s ranked #0. We frat so hard here that you can’t even quantify that shit. My buddy Slimdingo had to go to the hospital last weekend. Dude got so fucked up he got his dick stuck in his computer’s CD tray. Now we all call him “floppy dics.” It’s a TFM.

In all seriousness, I don’t understand why West Virginia is always ranked so highly on these lists. I don’t personally derive enjoyment from igniting sectionals or having sexual intercourse with my cousin, though, so maybe I’m just biased. I mean, I’m obviously biased because I actually attend the school ranked directly behind WVU, but that’s beside the point. Regardless, if going to the University of Wisconsin means not having to go to West Virginia University, I’d rather be #2 any day.

[via Huffington Post]

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  2. Old Fratsputin

    They never put Illinois on there because they won’t accept Hugh Hefner’s donations.

    11 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Dwight D Fratenhower

      Is that true? Illinois really won’t accept donations from Hugh Hefner? That’s strange to me. I guess I understand that they don’t want the stigma of porn dollars, but when I look at Hugh Hefner I just see an entrepreneur. Sure he used chesticles to make his millions, but he used them so well that his magazine is a cultural tentpole. Hustler and Esquire are both similar magazines. Neither one has the same cache as Playboy because they miss the sweet spot by going too far to one side or the other

      11 years ago at 3:06 pm
  3. trysohard

    U of A greek system is 10x better than ASUs. They don’t even have houses any more my god

    11 years ago at 1:26 pm
    2. Red White n Bourbon

      That may be true, but it was a list of top party schools, not greek systems.

      11 years ago at 2:12 pm
    3. Bourbon and Beer

      I dunno, something about apartment complexes makes me feel a little raunchy.

      11 years ago at 3:11 pm
  4. UTFratDaddy

    THE ONLY RESPECTABLE SCHOOL IS UT. ONLY SCHOOL ON THE LIST WHERE YOUR DEGREE WOULD BE WORTH A DAMN.

    11 years ago at 1:26 pm
  5. frat and psi

    A common misconception is that WVU is full of meth heads, and dating cousins. What you clowns don’t realize is that this schools reputation for parting comes from the 60% of the students that are out of state. We treat the shit hole Morgantown like the shit hole it is, with rampant drug use, malicious and pointless fires and zero fucks given. The school is so determined to win a national championship for anything and keeping enrollment up all you have to do is show up to class and you pass. How every other college treats PC Beach one week a year and think its cool is how we treat Morgantown 12 months a year. I will paraphrase & re quote frat fellas to remind you, “That is what you other schools will never understand, because you will always be those other fucking schools”.

    11 years ago at 1:29 pm
  6. Bourbon and Beer

    All I have to say regarding #9 is that it is a cesspool of AIDs, second only to Africa.

    11 years ago at 1:41 pm
  10. NotAGDI

    BS list. It’s only a list of BCS football schools. Yes, gameday weekends are awesome, but what about in the spring when there are no football games? I go to one for the record I just think there are other good party schools besides every school in the BCS that draws a good crowd.

    11 years ago at 2:35 pm