[POLL] Which Sorority Is Hotter: Texas Tech Zeta Tau Alpha or University Of Miami Delta Gamma?

[POLL] Which Sorority Is Hotter- Texas Tech Zeta Tau Alpha or University Of Miami Delta Gamma?

I’m all for healthy competition. I’m also all for hot sorority chicks. So why not combine the two for a little fun? If you could pick one sorority to spend your college days with, would you rather party with the girls of Zeta Tau Alpha at Texas Tech, or would you prefer running with the smokes of Delta Gamma at the University of Miami? This Texas versus Florida showdown is sure to cause some problems in the pants.

Just like Jaws will spend hours studying one quarterback, I spent hours dissecting each and every aspect of these two sororities, because I care about you guys. I got absolutely zero personal pleasure out of this duty that I undertook for the good of all mankind. You’re welcome.

Texas Tech Zeta Tau Alpha

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Hotness: 10/10

There isn’t much to look at when it comes to the city of Lubbock. Thankfully, the girls at Texas Tech brighten up the scenery, and leading the charge is the girls of Zeta. When you don’t have a bad apple in the bunch, then you know that you’re going to be leading the way in the looks department. Just surrounded by good looking females when you enter their house.

Wifeability: 8/10

For the most part, these girls can match up with any other chapter across the nation when it comes to the wifeability department. They have almost all the qualities you’re looking for in a potential wife. You’re going to want to lock down one of these girls if you’re lucky enough to get the chance.

Hottest/Most Notorious Member:

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Think I might be in love. What’s up, Kayla? You trying to Netflix and chill?

University of Miami Delta Gamma

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Hotness: 10/10

Whatever is being put into the Florida water needs to be put into the water everywhere else in the U.S. I could toss a rock anywhere in Florida and hit a hot girl in the dome. It’s unreal. Especially when you go to Miami and are around the girls of Delta Gamma. My God they are just absolutely stacked. You couldn’t find a roster this loaded since the ’96 Bulls.

Wifeability: 9/10

Miami is actually a pretty good school for academics, so these girls are more than likely going to come with a great head on their shoulders. They bring it in the intellectual game as well as the looks game. Plus, Miami is a private institution. Family money + good looks + smarts = wife.

Hottest/Most Notorious Member:

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This girl just does something for me. While very attractive in her own right, there is some added element that I can’t put a finger on that just drives me wild. Would wife her in a heartbeat, whoever she may be.

Winner: This was a tough one to pick. I think when it comes down to it, I’m going to have to go with Miami Delta Gamma, though I could be convinced otherwise.

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Images via Tumblr/Texas Tech Zeta Tau Alpha, Tumblr/Miami Delta Gamma

  1. Millard Fillmore

    And still I’d be grateful to be able to last 14 seconds with any of them.

    5 years ago at 8:08 am
  2. BarrysThoughts

    Too early for these type of polls. Wait for spring time when the weather warms up and the search for a spouse begins. For now, enjoy the healthy solitude and live by that brotherly mantra – no women allowed

    5 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. JosephBluePulaski

      Barry, keep your damn thoughts to yourself…. and fuck Nickelback.

      5 years ago at 9:28 am
  3. Sperry Seinfeld

    Miami gets blown out of the water similiar to what happens when lucky dudes chill by the pool with these Texas Tech babes.

    5 years ago at 9:15 am
  4. Colonel Reb forever

    DG surprised me. They’re the winners, but hats off to ZTA because they never disappoint.

    5 years ago at 9:32 am