(Updated) Porn Star Lisa Ann Possibly To Attend OSU-OU Game With Freshman Student

Dillon Cheverere10 years ago

Now, personally, I have no idea who porn star Lisa Ann is, but the scummy guys in the office tell me she does fine work in the adult film industry. Dedicated to her craft, they say. A real giver, and talented. My dirtbag coworkers apparently aren’t alone in their obvious adoration for the voluptuous Ann. Matt McGann, a freshman student at Oklahoma State University, is a fan, too — so much so, in fact, that he made a sign about occupying her many orifices and brought it to the set of College Gameday.

The sign made it on air.

Ann’s friend tipped her off about the sign. And just like that, it was on.

Now, here’s the awesome thing about these porn star chicks: you literally cannot offend them with your words. You can say anything that your dirty, imaginative mind can come up with and they’re going to eat it up, then probably ask for seconds. It’s wild stuff. This little freshman shit made a very public statement that Lisa Ann has many holes to fill, essentially calling her a ravenous whore, and here she is basically gleaming with pride over it. Crazy. They are truly a unique brand of people.

Matt is not only a little pervert, though. He has game. He gave it right back to the famous porn star.

This is where I was prepared to state that a chick who uses multiple elipses like this in a tweet or text probably does anal. However, a coworker just confirmed to me that she does, in fact, without any doubt, do anal. So, I get to skip that joke.

Uh oh, a scheduling conflict. Make it happen, Lisa Ann. Make this freshman pervert’s semester.

[via Sports Grid]