Porn Stars Give Blow Job Tips To Women So You Can Get The Best BJ Ever

Porn Stars Give Blow Job Tips To Women So You Can Get The Best BJ Ever

So here’s the thing about blow jobs: they are awesome. Even when they aren’t the best, they are still pretty awesome. I mean even a really bad blowjob is better than no blowjob at all. But what if you could always get a top notch blow job? Like the ones you see during your late night PornHub sessions? Well, you’re in luck, because you can just show your slams this vid, and you’ll be one step closer to dome heaven.

This should be your girl’s new playbook. She should be studying this thing like she’s Peyton Manning trying to break down a Dick LeBeau defense. It’ll take some time, but it’ll be well worth it.

You guys can thank me later.

  1. Aldo Raine

    That’s two shitty posts today Boulevard. I understand you’re not the most talented guy here but you usually post relevant/interesting stuff. Step it up for fuck’s sake.

    9 years ago at 1:40 pm
  2. Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

    TEDDY’S BACK BITCHES! But I disagree with your statement “even a really bad blowjob is better than no blowjob at all.” STDs, their transmission, and the like nonwithstanding, a lady who is really bad at fellatio almost invariably utilizes her teeth in very painful ways. So while you may have your preference, having a woman’s teeth scraping up and down the ol’ Big Stick for minutes on end is less preferable than simply flipping the fine lady on her back and making the neighbors know your name. Good day to you, sir.

    9 years ago at 1:43 pm
      1. Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

        I have survived war, Spaniards, bears, cougars, and everything else the wilderness has to throw at me. It will require much more to take me away. On a separate note, I have made Fifth Year today, it seems. What a day.

        9 years ago at 6:21 pm
      2. reaganshorse69

        Fun fact: Teddy Roosevelt had extreme asthma when he was a kid/teenager and doctors thought he would die from it before he turned 15. His dad built him a gym to train every day and he eventually got over it. In case you thought he couldn’t get more impressive.

        9 years ago at 6:52 pm
      3. Rico130

        Fact: Teddy Fucking Roosevelt was shot in the chest, then proceeded to say “Fuck it, I’m going to give a speech anyway”

        9 years ago at 10:49 pm
      1. Fratasaurus

        Actually I believe teddy was reformed Dutch episcopalian or something else old timey sounding

        9 years ago at 5:12 pm
  3. Theta High

    Did you even watch the video? I was expecting the bible for dome, this is shit.

    9 years ago at 1:44 pm
  4. That Last Beer

    Are you trying to take the heat off SteveHolt with these past couple shitty posts?

    9 years ago at 1:53 pm
  5. ColonelAngus69

    If women are going to demand more than the obligatory thirty seconds of Earth-shattering pleasure that I prefer to provide, then they better learn to do better than whatever the hell this video is trying to teach them. Piss poor.

    9 years ago at 2:03 pm
  6. BooRadley264

    So what the fuck does this do for me? Keep TSM material on TSM.
    #BlackballSteveHolt

    9 years ago at 2:04 pm
  7. SimplySouthern94

    The title should read “porn stars give blow job tips to women and dorno” etc.

    9 years ago at 2:12 pm
  8. Aldo

    Wouldn’t this video be more appropriate on TSM? Because I personally have no desire to give the best blow job ever.

    9 years ago at 2:16 pm