Porn Stars Share Which Republican Candidate They’d Like To Bang
10 years ago

“That Jeb Bush, he is tasty.”

If you were sitting in a room full of porn stars and had the opportunity to ask them one question, what would it be?

If you just answered: “Which Republican candidate would you most like to fuck?” you’re in luck. Someone asked a group of porn stars which of the 16 Republican candidates they’d be interested in visiting Pound Town with, and some of these answers might just surprise you.

Chris Christie isn’t getting a lot of love here, but Donald Trump sure is. That one chick thinks the powerful Trumpster would fuck her in a prestigious place like a nice hotel or the back of a…Lamborghini? I didn’t know fucking in the back of a car was desirable by any means, but that’s why you have to watch these videos — so you can learn.

My favorite quote is from the porn star who says fucking Marco Rubio is the best option because he is the least “visibly offensive.” That’s fucking ice cold from a girl whose gap between her front teeth is so wide Chris Christie could ice skate through it. I’m surprised Rick Perry didn’t get as much love as Donald Trump, but now you see what money can buy you in this world.

Side note: I had no idea Rick Santorum was even in the race before this video. You learn something new from porn stars every day.

  3. Dthesmith

    It annoyed me how long it took that chick to pronounce Marco Rubio’s name. Like how the fuck else can you pronounce “Mar-co”?

    10 years ago at 4:33 pm
  4. NauticalNick

    Since this whole blackball Steve Holt thing isn’t working, perhaps we could all hit the report as offense button on his articles.

    10 years ago at 4:33 pm
  5. Pedro_Martinez

    A monkey with a typewriter could churn out better stories than you half-baked concoctions, Steve

    10 years ago at 4:36 pm
      1. The Sixth Year

        I think TFM is just fucking with you guys at this point and just putting a ton of articles under his name. It’s hilarious.

        10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  8. AnyTwoWillDo

    Why didn’t Hilldog get any shouts? She’s probably the beefiest dude running in 16′

    10 years ago at 4:37 pm
    2. Ragingandhazing

      I know we’re all in favor of over the top drug use here, but you might want to tone it down about. It looks like you’re killing a few too many brain cells.

      10 years ago at 5:40 pm
  9. Patches_OHoulihan

    Tried to wipe what I thought was a shit stain off my screen, only to find out it was another one of your articles.

    If you’re going to steal/borrow content from other places, at least make sure it’s mildly interesting. This shit is awful.

    #BlackballSteveHolt

    10 years ago at 4:43 pm