Porn Stars Share Which Republican Candidate They’d Like To Bang
“That Jeb Bush, he is tasty.”
If you were sitting in a room full of porn stars and had the opportunity to ask them one question, what would it be?
If you just answered: “Which Republican candidate would you most like to fuck?” you’re in luck. Someone asked a group of porn stars which of the 16 Republican candidates they’d be interested in visiting Pound Town with, and some of these answers might just surprise you.
Chris Christie isn’t getting a lot of love here, but Donald Trump sure is. That one chick thinks the powerful Trumpster would fuck her in a prestigious place like a nice hotel or the back of a…Lamborghini? I didn’t know fucking in the back of a car was desirable by any means, but that’s why you have to watch these videos — so you can learn.
My favorite quote is from the porn star who says fucking Marco Rubio is the best option because he is the least “visibly offensive.” That’s fucking ice cold from a girl whose gap between her front teeth is so wide Chris Christie could ice skate through it. I’m surprised Rick Perry didn’t get as much love as Donald Trump, but now you see what money can buy you in this world.
Side note: I had no idea Rick Santorum was even in the race before this video. You learn something new from porn stars every day..
Why do you make it so easy to hate you?
10 years ago at 4:52 pmNext week: homeless people discuss international trade.
10 years ago at 5:05 pmWhy do you keep trying
10 years ago at 5:21 pmI may get lapped for this, but Steve, the only way I’d not want you to get blackballed is if you Script JTrain’s podcast from now on. Don’t post anything else, and don’t add a word that wasn’t said by JTrain and his guests to the script
10 years ago at 5:21 pmYou would think that would be the perfect job for him since he never posts original content anyway
10 years ago at 8:19 amcall me crazy but which pornstar in this video is most fuckable, they were all pretty rough…
10 years ago at 5:39 pmYou’re not crazy. These ladies need to get off my internet. They’re both uneducated and gross.
10 years ago at 9:09 amHoly shit, you mean to tell me that a porn star is going to choose to fuck the guy she knows is the richest? That’s some fine journalism right there.
10 years ago at 5:39 pmThat girl with the gap is Jenna J Ross. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She’s probably not your type because…well, she’s human and you’re into the whole “sheep” thing.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmMaybe one of those girls was hot. If you’re going to post an “article” maybe post one with good porn stars?
10 years ago at 6:30 pmI hope TFM is paying you in broken potato chips
10 years ago at 6:35 pmWhy was I surprised that these ladies didn’t seem to know half the candidates
10 years ago at 7:07 pmThe whole naughty bookworm thing is definitely an act
10 years ago at 7:08 pmThey earn their money by sticking a dick down their throat. Not a huge shocker.
10 years ago at 8:19 am