“Poser Cunts” – LSU’s Tri-Delt Wrote A Song That Destroys Other Sororities

Dillon Cheverere10 years ago

Do I know that LSU’s Pi Beta Phi chapter is filled with blunt-smoking poser cunts? No, I don’t. Do I believe it is, though? Yes, of course I do. The seniors of LSU’s Tri-Delt chapter don’t seem like the type of girls to make something like that up. And when the lyrics from their Senior Song are as hot as these are, you subconsciously convince yourself that it’s all true, because they are straight fire.

The lyrics to their “Final Senior Song” were leaked, and they are AGGRESSIVE. As you’ll see in the full transcript below, they lyrically demolish several sororities at LSU, apparently set to the tune of Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night.”

FINAL SENIOR SONG YEAH

Running up and down the row,
Our heads turning as we go,
Look there’s fucking Alpha Phi,
WHO THE FUCK IS ALPHA PHI?
They don’t even have a house,
Desperation all throughout,
We welcome y’all to our row,
That’s because we know y’all blow.

Here comes Chi-O-O God,
those Bor-ing chodes
They su-uck.
Oh well
Every bod-y knows
Hoot and hollar blows, It’s NO
blind tie.

Last Boys Bid Night
Yeah, we saw those DZ sluts,
They were sucking KA’s nuts
Probably took it in the butt

Last Boys Bid night
Pi Phi smoked a ton of blunts,
What a bunch of poser cunts,
Dressed in tie dye, what the fuck?

Last Boys Bid night
Theta maxed out all their cards
Eating Pluckers by the bars
There they are, those fucking lards.

Last Boys Bid night
Zeta no-ones changed their name
Now we call them ZTA
Oh-oh-oh? (SNAP SNAP)

This Boys Bid night
Do it all again
This Boys Bid night
Do it all again

Stepping up y’alls kappa game
Even though your skit is lame
Got a lazy pledge class
Who only smokes a bunch of grass
Young and foolish, yah okay
Put your hipster act away
When comes rush, your chapter bails.
That was such a fucking fail.

Pretty Girls, Yeah Right
You’re all Her-maph-ro-dites
Phi Whoooo
Oh well
With your lions’ fur.
But we’re pretty sure YOU’RE IRRELEVANT
Damn

Last Boys bid night
Delta Gamma didn’t go
Cause they’re used to hearing no
Kiss your anchor, fucking GO.

Last Boys bid night
Kappa Delta you’re all cray
Know y’all like it when boys spray
when comes Sunday y’all all pray

Last Boys Bid night
KDs getting DUIs
Spreading all those fucking lies
Yeah we know how hard y’all try

Last Boys Bid night
Y’all said we danced on table tops
Will y’all ever fucking stop?
Y’all will never be on top

This Boys Bid night
Do it all again
(Do it all again)
This Boys Bid night
Do it all again
(Do it all again)
This Boys Bid night

F.U.C.KD.
F.U.C.KD.
F.U.C.KD.
F.U.C.KD.
F.U.C.KD.
F.U.C.KD.

Multiple sources have confirmed that this song is authentic, and the university is already aware of it. The same sources informed me that a member of Tri-Delt delivered a tearful apology to all LSU sororities at their new member meeting.

Human females between the ages of 15 and 24-ish are the meanest species on the planet. They will lyrically cut a bitch.