Which One Of You Knocked Up This Smoking Hot French Girl? She Is Trying To Find You
Which one of you sick bastards (pun absolutely intended) knocked up this sexy French babe Natalie somewhere in Australia like three months ago? If you are the guilty party, congratulations — you are going to be a father. Don’t think you can escape this one, either, because Natalie is currently going viral trying to find you.
From The Daily Mail:
The young tourist has revealed she will be searching for the man at One Up Bar in Mooloolaba on Venning Street at 7pm on Wednesday.
‘Ok so many friends and help here i go to ‘one up bar’ tmrw at 7pm if people would like to help me and come and really help me then come and we go together…i have 3 days….ill try anything [sic],’ she said.
Earlier on Tuesday night, she had appeared to have second thoughts about the man and whether he would meet up with her again after the video grabbed national headlines.
‘I’m shaking now I’m in crying now……what if he doesn’t want to see me now, maybe he is shy…. am so lonely right now [sic],’ she tearfully wrote on Facebook on Tuesday night.
‘Please .i didn’t think it would be on news…i just want to see him again…sorry..i have nothing left if i don’t find him ill go home…i just want to see ..if he says no then ok…is that wrong? [sic].’
Several people have taken to social media demanding for the name of the man who got her pregnant but Ms Amyot has yet to answer her critics despite claiming in the video she had his number saved in her phone but lost it.
Did you think your wild night with a French babe wasn’t going to end in epic disaster? Perhaps you had too much to drink and thought “Oh, the French love having sex. This will be the experience of a lifetime and totally worth it.” Wrong answer, pal. Natalie and your soon to be child are on the fucking hunt to find you.
Will it work? Do you think Natalie will find her baby daddy? She created a Facebook page so people would help her find him. The link she shared is dead, and this is the page that exists now (which could definitely be fake). In fact, the whole thing could be a hoax — but I have a feeling there are a few people who were in Australia this summer who are shitting their pants right now.
Good luck to whichever one of you is now fathering a Frenchman. We will all be rooting for you..
[via Daily Mail]
Image via YouTube
Definitely not you, needle dick
9 years ago at 10:34 amI don’t engage in premarital sex exactly for this reason
9 years ago at 10:35 amYour mom says different
9 years ago at 10:36 amThe real reason you don’t engage in premarital sex is because “Hi, ladies, I’m SteveHolt from Grandex!” is the world’s worst pickup line.
9 years ago at 10:52 amBecause we will all find out you have a needle dick? Its already well known bud.
9 years ago at 2:23 pmYou don’t engage in premarital sex because you aren’t real.
9 years ago at 3:50 pmMy bad
9 years ago at 10:35 amSmoking hot?
9 years ago at 10:36 amMooolllllleeee. guacaMOOOLLLEEE.
9 years ago at 10:36 am“Smoking hot” is a bit of a stretch, don’t you think?
9 years ago at 10:37 amTrue, but that accent is still sexy AF. 7/10, would not pull out (but would give fake number).
9 years ago at 11:49 amThis was disgusting all around. Fuck you steve.
9 years ago at 10:37 amThe girls not hot at all. In fact shes beat as fuck
9 years ago at 11:00 amYeah and the girls you bang are all top tier future sideline reporters. I would bang just to cross France off my list.
9 years ago at 11:08 amI can assure you that girls I get with are much better looking than her. Also im not pathetic like you so I wouldnt bang just to “knock france off the list”. Thats what kids with no standards do, you pathetic retard.
9 years ago at 12:05 pmWell fuck, can I have your autograph then?
9 years ago at 12:12 pmYeah i gotchu. Come tru that crack house on 23rd street we be out chere cookin and shid. But seriously that girls fucking beat if you think otherwise you have no standards
9 years ago at 2:51 pmJust shut the fuck up already
9 years ago at 3:41 pmIf by “girls I get with” you mean porn you watch, then I might believe you, otherwise just shut up. I can almost guarantee you are a virgin, and not by your choice.
9 years ago at 4:17 pmLol as if i didnt lose my v card in 8th grade. Bro if you step into highschool a virgin you arent cool
9 years ago at 5:31 amYour my new least favorite person ever congrats
9 years ago at 4:14 pmYou had such a high ceiling with that username and you just recked it.
9 years ago at 6:49 pmWhat are the odds he’s got her number, but just not calling?
9 years ago at 10:38 amAfter seeing this crazy video? about 10000:1 odds.
9 years ago at 11:37 amShe can definitely get it.
9 years ago at 10:41 amI can’t comprehend how depressing this article is.
9 years ago at 10:43 am“what if he doesn’t want to see me now, maybe he is shy”
Yeah, that’s the reason.
9 years ago at 10:43 amdumb enough to not use protection, smart enough to run for his life while he still could
9 years ago at 4:26 pm