Which One Of You Knocked Up This Smoking Hot French Girl? She Is Trying To Find You

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Which one of you sick bastards (pun absolutely intended) knocked up this sexy French babe Natalie somewhere in Australia like three months ago? If you are the guilty party, congratulations — you are going to be a father. Don’t think you can escape this one, either, because Natalie is currently going viral trying to find you.

From The Daily Mail:

The young tourist has revealed she will be searching for the man at One Up Bar in Mooloolaba on Venning Street at 7pm on Wednesday.

‘Ok so many friends and help here i go to ‘one up bar’ tmrw at 7pm if people would like to help me and come and really help me then come and we go together…i have 3 days….ill try anything [sic],’ she said.

Earlier on Tuesday night, she had appeared to have second thoughts about the man and whether he would meet up with her again after the video grabbed national headlines.

‘I’m shaking now I’m in crying now……what if he doesn’t want to see me now, maybe he is shy…. am so lonely right now [sic],’ she tearfully wrote on Facebook on Tuesday night.

‘Please .i didn’t think it would be on news…i just want to see him again…sorry..i have nothing left if i don’t find him ill go home…i just want to see ..if he says no then ok…is that wrong? [sic].’

Several people have taken to social media demanding for the name of the man who got her pregnant but Ms Amyot has yet to answer her critics despite claiming in the video she had his number saved in her phone but lost it.

Did you think your wild night with a French babe wasn’t going to end in epic disaster? Perhaps you had too much to drink and thought “Oh, the French love having sex. This will be the experience of a lifetime and totally worth it.” Wrong answer, pal. Natalie and your soon to be child are on the fucking hunt to find you.

Will it work? Do you think Natalie will find her baby daddy? She created a Facebook page so people would help her find him. The link she shared is dead, and this is the page that exists now (which could definitely be fake). In fact, the whole thing could be a hoax — but I have a feeling there are a few people who were in Australia this summer who are shitting their pants right now.

Good luck to whichever one of you is now fathering a Frenchman. We will all be rooting for you.

[via Daily Mail]

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    1. lala21021994

      little american piece of shit, I just created an account for you, you should be proud of that. You should think twice before having any judgement on french people. I’ve been two years at ASU, your parties suck, frat they suck even more you think you are gods come to France and you will see who the real dogs are. And please little frat ass don’t tell me you are not smart enough to see that this video is all fake, it’s embarassing to see how stupid american people can be.
      Aurevoir fils de p….

      9 years ago at 1:44 am
      1. Yung frat lord

        Throwback to when we saved your asses in WW2 because you guys are all a bunch of crepe eating pussies

        9 years ago at 4:19 pm
  1. brovind

    Imagine in 13 years when the kid can fully comprehend this story – shitty situation all around

    9 years ago at 10:49 am
  2. ThinkThereforeFRAT

    We will not be rooting for you. The French are NF and only legacies get the root from us (now she wishes she didn’t get the “root”).

    9 years ago at 10:49 am
  3. Jim_Webb_2016

    Steve you aren’t listed on the Gradex home page. Everyone else is. So in conclusion you aren’t real.

    9 years ago at 11:05 am
    1. Oral Hershiser

      I thought this was already confirmed by TFM staff members. Do we even need “evidence?”

      9 years ago at 11:46 am
  4. Not a liberal

    I don’t even read steveholts articles. I just like watching everyone shit talk him in the comments

    9 years ago at 11:08 am
  5. Dornos_Parole_Officer

    Steve Holt is the intern. The shitty articles remain but the “author” has changed. Give us Rush Boobs instead of some cock-tease, jabroni.

    9 years ago at 11:28 am
  6. Fraiking

    A Couple of things:
    1. Where is the smoking hot french chick?
    2. Go eat a bag of dicks Helmet Stickers this article is shit
    3. “For me, it was love at first sight” “I found out that i am pregnant” Instant guarantees that she will never find this guy.
    4. I’d sit pee.
    5. Seriously fuck you Holt.

    9 years ago at 11:36 am
  7. pruritis_ani

    the article also says she got knocked up by an Australian guy, so there’s that

    9 years ago at 12:09 pm
  8. LinksAndDrinks

    I would’ve thought that this lady and your “mother” have something in common, Steve, but then I remembered you have two fathers who artificially created you in a lab.

    9 years ago at 12:39 pm