President Of Bucknell Sends Campus Wide Email About Psychedelic Tarantulas And Jack MeHoff
11 years ago

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Ah, April Fools’ Day. It’s that special time of year when everything you hear on the Internet is completely worthless, a hundred too-good-to-be-true movie sequels are announced, and you find yourself falling for the same tired pranks time and time again.

At least, that’s what I thought coming into today. Every once in a while, however, an April Fools’ prank can catch you off guard and make you realize the true spirit of the holiday: laughing your ass off at someone else’s expense. That’s what happened to the entire Bucknell University email listing just a few minutes ago today, when a curious email came through to every student from the president’s email address.

Check out the email here:


Either somebody got a hold of Mr. John Bravman’s email address, or he’s just a thousand times funnier than I’d ever expect a university president to be.

Let’s just all say a silent prayer and hope that there aren’t ACTUAL psychedelic tarantulas approaching the Bucknell campus in a hallucinogenic fury, because if that’s the case, everyone is absolutely fucked.

[h/t Bro_nell]

Image via Wallpaper77

    1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

      Maybe if you try harder we will think you’re funny. Get it? Its sarcasm because fuck you

      11 years ago at 4:06 pm
  3. puffdaddy

    I wish something as interesting as psychedelic tarantulas would happen in Lewisburg, PA. We were all really excited when we got a Panera.

    11 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. FuckingLegend

      I exhaled slightly harder than usual through my nostrils at that post, nicely done.

      11 years ago at 4:36 pm
  5. BrolinPowell

    Yeah, but this is also the dude who refused to let the CEO of Home Depot build $20M worth of fraternity houses because he didn’t want them to have any “hazements”. Hazements, they’re a TFM.

    11 years ago at 4:00 pm
  6. 1734

    Really SFPL? You’re too fucking lazy to take a screen grab of the email? Just gonna leave a link there for us?

    11 years ago at 8:21 am