While retrieving a bump of bolivian marching powder from the screen of his iphone, the poster inadvertently answered the unwelcome call of one of his slams.
I think he means he did a line of blow off of an iPhone. Then did a “gummy” which is when you put blow between lip and gum. Then he answered a phone call from the slam while his mouth was numb. Speak english next time please.
No dumbass… when he wiped his finger across the screen to get the numby he accidently hit the answer button on the touch screen. fucking idiot… obviously you don’t hit the slopes.
Yeah, Maddox is right–you’re a dumbass and a fucking idiot for not “hitting the slopes!” Come on, get with the program…snort coke and bang STD-laden sluts without wearing a condom like all the other smart winners on here, you motherfucking dipshit!
Form of exceed: (verb) [ik-seed] to go beyond in quantity, degree, rate, etc. beyond in quantity can lead to numerous legal, social, and health issues including death.
While still acceptable in moderation and not exercising said overuse.
No there is not. If you have a tolerance for drugs it is probably because of excessive use. No one ever built up their tolerance by railing once a year. Excessive drug use leads to tolerance and tolerance leads to the need for higher drug use to feel “high” and the circle continues. Thus, excessive drug use. NF.
Call me a fucking idiot, but I think I need the rosetta stone to figure out whats going on here.
14 years ago at 1:20 pmYeah I’ve got no fucking idea what this means.
14 years ago at 1:21 pm^3rd
14 years ago at 1:23 pmWhile retrieving a bump of bolivian marching powder from the screen of his iphone, the poster inadvertently answered the unwelcome call of one of his slams.
14 years ago at 1:25 pmahhhh now i see it. Took me a second too. Around here its called a numby
14 years ago at 1:28 pmGotcha. I’ve got a fratberry, so I don’t have this problem.
14 years ago at 1:31 pmdrawn out in-depth explanations. FaF
14 years ago at 1:33 pmWith the misplaced modifier it still reads like it was the slam taking the numbie after hitting the slopes, not frat donaghy.
14 years ago at 1:39 pm^ whoa! How about this english major.
14 years ago at 6:56 pmFunny and relatable, and it actually happened.
Nice move.
14 years ago at 1:21 pmI think he means he did a line of blow off of an iPhone. Then did a “gummy” which is when you put blow between lip and gum. Then he answered a phone call from the slam while his mouth was numb. Speak english next time please.
14 years ago at 1:26 pmNo dumbass… when he wiped his finger across the screen to get the numby he accidently hit the answer button on the touch screen. fucking idiot… obviously you don’t hit the slopes.
14 years ago at 1:29 pmYeah, Maddox is right–you’re a dumbass and a fucking idiot for not “hitting the slopes!” Come on, get with the program…snort coke and bang STD-laden sluts without wearing a condom like all the other smart winners on here, you motherfucking dipshit!
14 years ago at 2:47 pmSnorting blow and fucking dirty sluts its my favorite past time. Thanks for pointing that out.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmme too, maddox.
14 years ago at 3:46 pmwho the fuck cuts blow on the screen of their iphone?
14 years ago at 5:03 pm^ skiing off the fratberry screen. FaF.
14 years ago at 4:49 amWhat’s better to blow off of?? Its handheld, It’s helicopter glass, that just sounds Faf.
14 years ago at 7:52 amjesus its called a numby and who gives a shit
14 years ago at 8:22 amI always used the chrome back of ipods, never tried the screen
14 years ago at 10:12 amI thought it was called a numbie, not a gummy
14 years ago at 1:29 pmExcessive drug use. NF
14 years ago at 1:33 pmDefine “excess.”
14 years ago at 1:40 pmExcessive drug use FaF
14 years ago at 1:41 pmForm of exceed: (verb) [ik-seed] to go beyond in quantity, degree, rate, etc. beyond in quantity can lead to numerous legal, social, and health issues including death.
14 years ago at 1:47 pmWhile still acceptable in moderation and not exercising said overuse.
^ well done sir
14 years ago at 3:13 pmBig difference between excessive drug use and having a tolerance
14 years ago at 6:16 pmNo there is not. If you have a tolerance for drugs it is probably because of excessive use. No one ever built up their tolerance by railing once a year. Excessive drug use leads to tolerance and tolerance leads to the need for higher drug use to feel “high” and the circle continues. Thus, excessive drug use. NF.
14 years ago at 12:39 amDoing drugs in excess NF. Never bragging about it TFM. People still knowing about it TFTC.
14 years ago at 1:36 amI think the TFM intern needs to do his job and screen these TFMs and quit eating gummies off of his iPhone
14 years ago at 1:43 pm^this
14 years ago at 1:49 pmGummy bears. FAF.
14 years ago at 1:48 pmTrolli Gummi Worms. TFM.
14 years ago at 2:25 pmWearing a candy necklace and watch. TFTC
14 years ago at 2:39 pmCandy G-string? TFTC.
14 years ago at 3:24 pmA whole new way to eat your slam out!
14 years ago at 3:43 pmThe comments are becoming better than all the posts
14 years ago at 4:50 pm^ Second
14 years ago at 6:26 pmGreat name, questionable post.
14 years ago at 2:27 pmGreat post idea, poor execution. What a shame.
14 years ago at 2:29 pmBlowing coke and being mean to slams is NF now? If so I’m done.
14 years ago at 2:35 pmbye
14 years ago at 4:04 pm