Proclaiming that you don't "kiss and tell" after going into extreme detail about your sexual conquests the night before. TFM.

  1. Mr. Fourth Quarter

    Proclaiming you don’t “piss and tell” after peeing in her butt. RFM

    11 years ago at 3:40 pm
  2. 21st Century Goose

    “I don’t usually spill the details about this stuff guys, but last night I stumbled upon this great website with all kinds of animal bondage porn! So naturally I reached for my huge bottle of lube I keep on my desk for extreme jerk sessions like the one about to unfold, wrapped my belt around my neck and went to town while watching a baby piglet pee in -tied up sloot’s butt”

    11 years ago at 4:50 pm
  3. SharkWeekTFM

    Many people think sharks are just interested in one night stands and have no other respect for women but actually the jury is still out due to the complexity of their mostly unknown and misunderstood mating habits in the wild.

    11 years ago at 9:24 pm