mexico spring break studencity puerto vallarta

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico Is The Newest College Spring Break Mecca

mexico spring break studencity puerto vallarta

Winter’s just 5 weeks away, which means it’s time for you to put off thinking about the impending cold weather by planning what you’re going to do to celebrate the end of the impending cold weather. Spring break is just around the corner from being around the corner, and there’s no better time to plan you and your friends’ big spring semester trip than right now when there’s still plenty of time to organize your squad and decide on this year’s destination.

And boy do we have a destination for you if your spring break coincides with the week of March 10: Puerto Fucking Vallarta.

PV is quickly climbing the ranks of spring break destinations because of its tropical locale, all-inclusive resorts, unique excursion opportunities, and vibrant culture. Oh yeah, and also because it’s fucking wild.

TFM is partnering with StudentCity once again, and there’s no easier way to get to, live your best life in, and triumphantly return home from PV than with StudentCity’s Puerto Vallarta spring break package for the week of March 10.

When you sign on with StudentCity, they literally plan every aspect of your spring break for you; your life is hassle-free from the moment you leave campus until the moment you return with more stories than you can count. You just pay, hop on a plane, and they handle the rest. If you live in/near Los Angeles (looking at you, USC/other LA college students), your life’s even easier than StudentCity already makes it — their Puerto Vallarta package includes roundtrip airfare out of LAX. Not in the city of angels? No worries — they’ll plan your flights around wherever you want to depart from and return to.

Here’s what makes StudentCity’s Puerto Vallarta spring break trip one of the most luxurious spring break options for college students:

1. COMPLETE RESORT TAKEOVER – The entire Friendly Vallarta compound will be exclusive to collegiate spring breakers only during the week of March 10.

2. PRIVATE BEACH – Friendly Vallarta’s private playa means you don’t need to leave the resort to hit the sand.

3. SO MANY POOL PARTIES HOLY SHIT – A big ol’ pool, multiple DJs on the 1s and 2s, and an open bar. What more could you ever ask for in a spring break trip?

4. ALL-INCLUSIVE ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT – Food and drinks included for the entirety of your stay.

5. OPEN-BAR NIGHTCLUBS – Add the Gold Pass to your package and get free cover, easy entry, and open bar access at PV’s hottest nightclubs.

Still not convinced that this is the trip for you? Here’s a recap of last year’s trip to prove that this package isn’t just smoke and mirrors.

CLICK HERE to get your Puerto Vallarta spring break planning started

  1. thevaginator

    Would love to insert my hard cock in each one of the broads in the cover photos’ asses.

    7 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. FDRwasapussy

      In order to sympathize with the old men you fuck? Oh wait, you’re definitely catching, not pitching.

      7 years ago at 10:42 pm
      1. FDRwasapussy

        You keep score about as well as the autistic kids they let score our basketball games back in high school to keep them from feeling excluded, fucking disgraceful.

        7 years ago at 5:27 am
      2. thevaginator

        Do something then you little bitch . You already know you are too much of a pussy to say anything to my face, so sit down and shut the fuck up while I own you. You will end up working for me kid. So better get used to it. I beat your ass once and I’ll do it again.

        7 years ago at 6:27 am
      3. FDRwasapussy

        I’d love to do something, I’m a charitable man, but if your doctor has been trying to medicate the retard out of you and your parents have been trying to beat the retard out of you for 20 years unsuccessfully what makes you think I can help?

        7 years ago at 2:59 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Speaking of beatings how about that one I have you a couple weeks ago? Fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      Good one, man! You’re one of the best FIRST players we’ve seen lately!

      7 years ago at 3:34 pm
    1. jizzrag69v2

      Buses are for poors. I’ll be flying down on my family’s private jet. I’ll wave to you when we fly over your pitiful bus, loser

      7 years ago at 9:14 pm
      1. Henry_Eighth

        You don’t get automatically blackballed for using certain words. But certain words will prevent your comment from posting.

        7 years ago at 11:07 pm